[ SECRET POST #2101 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2101 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 040 secrets from Secret Submission Post #300.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Terrible analogy, TITC 1

[greenvelvetcake]

He used to be old friends with the clown. They ran together, a few years back, peddling their deep-fried shit to kids. Kids! And then one day, it happened - little Timmy Weathers OD'd right in front of him. Deadly combination of a super-sized fries and adding salt to the ketchup, and he was done for.

After that day, he donned the identity of the Hamburglar, trying to undo the wrongs he did in the past.

But first, he must kill the clown. Oh, Ronald tries to disguise his true face, with campaigns of "active living" and "healthy options," but deep down, he's the same old monster, just with a new coat of paint.

(Guys I'm like two paragraphs away from a full-blown fic, please stop me now.)

Re: Terrible analogy, TITC 1

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking want this, it is freaking hilarious. Write it for great justice.

Re: Terrible analogy, TITC 1

[agentcthulhu]

Why should I stop this gloriousness? ;P

Re: Terrible analogy, TITC 1

[insolentwitch]

It would be a crime to stop you now. Especially when there is so much potential to make Ronald into a hybrid of Lex Luthor and the Joker. The clown make-up, massive company, and charity work hiding the reality of greed, corruption, and the fact that he's going to poison all non McD's food so that eating it causes Ronald Smiles to appear on the victims... somebody help me, I'm putting too much thought into this.

Re: Terrible analogy, TITC 1

[spicandspan89.livejournal.com]

I always found Ronald creepy... and now I know the reason why.

Please continue!