[ SECRET POST #2106 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2106 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - way too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - secret posted as text ].
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Comments

10/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

Good troll. Best post.

But seriously, Hussie will never let it happen. You know he's not gonna give his baby up. If it happens, it'll be on his watch.

Though that wank would be pretty good too.

Re: 10/10

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, I'd have to think that there would be some theoretical amount of money that would cause him to give it up. And just sit back on a tropical island for the rest of his life sipping Mai-Tais. And I wouldn't blame him for an instant, and I would laugh and laugh forever at the resulting wank.

You know what? I'm with OP, definitely want this to happen.

Re: 10/10

[kijikun]

. And just sit back on a tropical island for the rest of his life sipping Mai-Tais.

Nah, he'd buy himself some polo ponies.

Re: 10/10

[logicbutton]

And presumably hire some football players for the horses to attack.

And give the most lovingly detailed play-by-play Twitter has ever seen.

Re: 10/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

I don't think they have the cash to meet that price though. I could be wrong. But I won't lose any sleep over it.

Also, what kijikun said. He'd spend his money on some weird, weird shit if it ever happened.

Re: 10/10

[logicbutton]

He'd Ryan North would spend his money on some weird, weird shit if it ever happened.

FTFY

Re: 10/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

I'm not sure where Ryan north fits here.

Re: 10/10

[hornpile]

Ryan has Andrew's credit card right now because they swapped them! Of course I don't know how long they are going to keep their cards switched for... by the time any of this hypothetical stuff happens they could have switched back.

Re: 10/10

[(Anonymous)]

I would blame him, I hate when people say they wouldn't blame someone for that kind of thing. Not that selling out is the *worst* thing in the world, but it's still shitty, and do we really want to say that shitty things are justifiable if someone just pays you enough for them?

Re: 10/10

[(Anonymous)]

Who is it hurting? Seriously, I don't get why selling out is shitty.

Oh wait, it's because your speshul klub isn't seekrit anymore.

Re: 10/10

[superuser]

maybe homestuck: the movie will be the next kickstarter

Re: 10/10

[othellia]

IDK... he is the creator of SBAHJ, so a massive, troll-tastic movie could be right up his alley.

Re: 10/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

Ironically bad and mainstream are not the same thing.

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[penguinzero]

But what if it could be ironically mainstream?

Re: 10/10

[(Anonymous)]

I'm fairly sure Hussie once stated aaaages ago on his formspring that if someone offered him obscene amounts of money to make a terrible Hollywood-esque movie out of Homestuck, he'd take it. I can't find a link for it, but it's something I can see him doing. He'd just ignore it entirely and carry on making his stuff.

I kind of want there to be a movie even though I know it would be shitty, just because I LOVE seeing baffled mainstream reviews/articles/responses to the stuff I'm interested in. And imagine going to the cinema and seeing an advert for Homestuck on the big screen. I'd pass out. I want it just for that moment.