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⌈ Secret Post #2117 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slenderman/Cthulu]

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07. http://i.imgur.com/AAVIZ.jpg
[Bo Sinclair / House of Wax (2005); image contains possibly-triggery scars, no self-harm stuff in the text though]

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[Wil Wheaton]

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[Guardians of the Galaxy]

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[The King of Fighters: KYO manga and game]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

14. [SPOILERS for Star Trek Voyager: The Eternal Tide]

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15. [SPOILERS for Damages]

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16. [SPOILERS for Frankenweenie]

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17. [SPOILERS for Big Brother 14]

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18. [SPOILERS for Resident Evil 6]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

19. [WARNING for suicide]

[The Walking Dead]

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20. [WARNING for incest]

[A Night at the Roxbury]

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21. [WARNING for child abuse]

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03. http://i.imgur.com/ITa0y.jpg?8867
[Slenderman/Cthulu]

That's...

*tear*

...beautiful.

I don't know what Slenderman is but I fully support Cthulu shipping!

I don't know what Slenderman

The beginning...

Edited 2012-10-19 23:48 (UTC)

Ooooooooooo.

*checks it out*

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forgottenjester - 2012-10-20 00:56 (UTC) - Expand

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agentcthulhu - 2012-10-20 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

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lunabee34 - 2012-10-20 14:13 (UTC) - Expand

Hmmm, I might be able to ship it as long as you don't use huge!Cthulu.

Of course, I kinda have my own ship for Slender based on a comic saw that made up an explanation for why he steals children.

But I'm a multishipper so shipping both wouldn't be a problem.

This has been a public service announcement.

Wouldn't that be self insert fic for you?

He's totally enough of a BNF to get away with it.

Re: I WILL GLADLY READ ANY SLENDERMAN/CTHULU FIC

forgottenjester - 2012-10-19 23:57 (UTC) - Expand

...Maybe? ;)

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agentcthulhu - 2012-10-20 15:44 (UTC) - Expand

Now I'm just sitting here trying to figure out who would top.

They both do? I mean, who says Slenderman and Cthulhu physiology is anything like human physiology? Don't limit your imagination to human norms. Think outside the box!

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agentcthulhu - 2012-10-20 18:36 (UTC) - Expand

Ooh Mister Cthulhu: A Fan Fiction

Cthulhu: "Slender Man, I am home now. And I am looking so horrific. And also I have devoured the souls of ten-thousand innocent kittens."

Slender Man: [swoons] "Ooh, Mister Cthulhu, ooh."

[Slender Man runs into Cthulhu's arms]

Slender Man: "Let's do it."

Cthulhu: "Yes. And we will leave our tentacles on."

[Meanwhile, in a 20 mile radius of this event]

COSMIC HORRORS FREAKING OUT!

The Elder Gods: "MISTER CTHULHU!"

HUMANS GOING INSANE!

Puny Humans: "MISTER CTHULHU!"

It was nightmarish.

I love you.

Slender Man: [swoons] "Ooh, Mister Cthulhu, ooh."

♥

Ahahahahaaa, you win the internet!

...That sounds oddly hot to me. I'd read it too.

Well, there's this.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=4298834&x=SlendermanCthuluZalgo+slashfic

and accompanying art...

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/455265#search=Slenderman

Beat me to it.

So I followed those links and now, besides this urge to bleach my eyes into oblivion, there's an adult pop up insisting I chat up other people. I hope you haven't given my computer super herpes, or that this isn't Slendy's revenge against all those who get even a glimpse of his little *episode*.

I could have sworn there was.

Or either I dreamed about it, or read it on encyclopedia dramatica. I swear it had cthulhu holding slender man down, and giving him orders. Idk. I'm CERTAIN that it exists.

Maybe you're thinking of that 4chan fic from the thread above?

cloud_riven - 2012-10-20 03:22 (UTC) - Expand

Dammit, I do NOT need more OTPs!

*ships them now*

Cthulhu is not a creepy pasta. /nitpick

Cthulhu ate humans? I honestly don't remember that, though it's been a while since I've last read anything from Lovecraft.