[ SECRET POST #2119 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2119 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 85 secrets from Secret Submission Post #303.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sic tempus fugit esperanto hiccup estrogen. Glorious baklava ex librus hup hey ad infinitum.

[(Anonymous)]

...and the translation in english is?

[(Anonymous)]

"Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum, monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah, egsode eorlas."

[(Anonymous)]

Very funny. Modern-day 2000 AD English please.

[(Anonymous)]

"weh weh spending a little time to google phrases is hard"

[(Anonymous)]

That was a good king!

[(Anonymous)]

Meaningless, anon! Anyway I lol'd at the Old English response.

[(Anonymous)]

Meaningless? MEANINGLESS?!?! Are you mocking the immortal words of Sir Not-Appearing-On-This-Film?!

[(Anonymous)]

NO, I AM NOT WORTHY TO EVEN HEAR HIS GLORIOUS UTTERANCE, MUCH LESS MOCK IT.

[insolentwitch]

LMAO

[agentcthulhu]

Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet tenderloin flank ribeye filet mignon strip steak, beef ribs ground round drumstick. Sirloin pork cow turkey corned beef t-bone jerky ball tip ribeye leberkas pastrami chuck pig pork loin.

[(Anonymous)]

Bichir elephant fish, sea lamprey Owens pupfish tetra channel catfish. Vendace beluga sturgeon northern pearleye Russian sturgeon gianttail armored gurnard spearfish elasmobranch!

[agentcthulhu]

Quandong water spinach gram melon green bean mung bean beet greens cucumber bamboo shoot groundnut! Wattle seed tomato amaranth kale catsear seakale komatsuna peanut dulse beetroot coriander cucumber groundnut bell pepper gram gourd. Avocado tatsoi celtuce garbanzo lentil cabbage daikon bell pepper swiss chard aubergine radicchio.

[(Anonymous)]

Godard fingerstache before they sold out next level vinyl, tumblr lo-fi chambray banksy dreamcatcher cardigan DIY cliche farm-to-table artisan. Pour-over gluten-free 3 wolf moon VHS banh mi, leggings trust fund dreamcatcher.

(American apparel freegan lomo skateboard sartorial.)

[agentcthulhu]

:O Da bomb its fo rizzle diam quis nisi aliquizzle mollizzle. My shizz potenti. Morbi odio. Black neque. Pizzle orci. Dang maurizzle uhuh ... yih!

Nunc break it down. Suspendisse boofron placerizzle fizzle. Curabitur own yo' ante! I saw beyonces tizzles and my pizzle went crizzle break it down, leo eu dope hendrerit, ipsum felizzle elementum rizzle, izzle daahng dawg magna shit luctus pede.

[(Anonymous)]

Kolsch hefe hydrometer mouthfeel hard cider barley pitch. Secondary fermentation seidel abbey, "wit barrel; hop back pilsner pint glass." Chocolate malt amber wort chiller berliner weisse: cask hefe?

[agentcthulhu]

Cupcake... Biscuit faworki croissant soufflé cake jelly! "Tootsie roll" chocolate cake soufflé candy canes wafer, sugar plum carrot cake chocolate bar tootsie roll. Chupa chups applicake? Cheesecake. Gummi bears soufflé pudding chocolate cotton candy toffee marzipan.

Halvah wafer bear claw.

[(Anonymous)]

da

Guys, please stop stealing Oscar Wilde's quotes and repurposing them for your own stupid word-off. At least tell us who you're ripping off!

[agentcthulhu]

Are you asking for the source?

"Sic tempus..." is from the Lorem Ipsum generator.

"Hwæt! We Gardena..." is from the openings lines of Beowulf.

"Bacon ipsum..." is from the Bacon Ipsum generator.

"Bichir elephant fish..." is from the Tuna Ipsum generator.

"Quandong water spinach..." is from the Veggie Ipsum generator.

"Godard fingerstache..." is from the Hipster Ipsum generator.

"Da bomb its fo rizzle..." is from the Gangsta Lorem Ipsum generator.

"Kolsch hefe hydrometer mouthfeel..." is from the Beer Lorum Ipsum generator.

"Biscuit faworki croissant soufflé..." is from the Cupcake Ipsum generator.

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god you delivered. I was just joking with the *quite old* idea of 'let's have Oscar Wilde as the source of every quote' and treating your nonesense as his, but you actually have sources for the gibberish *loves you forever* All productivity that remained has been now shot to hell with these new shiny sites for me to fiddle with!

[agentcthulhu]

I can't help it. I love me some specialty Lorem Ipsum generators ;)

And for the record, I was NOT the original Lorem Ipsum Anon or the Beowulf Anon. Nor was I the Anon I traded Ipsum generated text with.

[greenvelvetcake]

Mmmmm, glorious baklava.