[ SECRET POST #2120 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2120 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fingalsanteater]

Now, come on. You knew we'd be wondering why. Decent troll or noobish lack of foresight?

I'm going to bet on troll, but lack of foresight has a more amusing backstory. So, I imagine you were conditioned to hate British accents in "gay movies" because you've been burned too many times by crap British films. So, as soon as you hear a British accent your mind sets off warning bells. "DANGER! DANGER! YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE MISERABLE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF!" And, you save yourself wasting time with shit by just shutting it off.,

[caecilia]

My first thought was that they must have a severely limited pool of movies. LGBT is a small category to begin with and once you weed out the good films...a lot of them are British. Not that it matters to me what people choose not to watch and...most likely a troll anyway.

I still want to know why.

[(Anonymous)]

This is...not a bad backstory. Ime, most gay movies are crap. Maybe the OP's correlated that crappiness to British accents because they saw a particularly bad bunch?

[(Anonymous)]

OP

As I commented above, the accents just turn me off almost completely. It's sad, but true. I watch for the fap fodder, nothing else, so if their accent gets in the way it isn't worth my time.

[fingalsanteater]

"I watch gay movies for fap fodder. But, I'll turn off any movie as soon as I hear a British accent because they are a turn-off," is a much better secret. Better wank (heh) potentional, more coherent, more interesting, etc. You should've have just said what you meant.

[(Anonymous)]

So why aren't you watching porn?

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes it's a bigger turn-on when you don't have to see an anatomy lesson when you want to see people have sex. I'd rather have implied sex with great camera work and music than explicit close-up penetration. Most of the time.