[ SECRET POST #2121 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2121 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Darths and Droids]


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03.
[Captain America & Iron Man]


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04.
[The Walking Dead]


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05.
[Divergent]


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06.
[SPN RPF]


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07.
[Sanctuary]


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08.
[Person of Interest]


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09.
[Last Exile]


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10.
[Hugo Weaving / Sam Neill]


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11.
[Type-Moon]


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12.
[Spec Ops: The Line]


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13.
[Quantum Leap]


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14.
[Tom Hiddleston]


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15.
[Labyrinth]


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16.
[Trent & Mariqueen Reznor, How to Destroy Angels]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 051 secrets from Secret Submission Post #303.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[oroburos69]

He looks kind of like a Muppet.

And I heard that he only bathes in the tears of endangered sea turtles. You don't even want to know what his cologne is made of (spoiler alert: it involves Unicorns).

[oroburos69]

And I heard a rumour that he steals from charities intended for dying orphans. And takes their candy and drops it on dirty floors before giving it back.

[intrigueing]

*ded*

But really? Only dying *orphans*? I heard he pilfers toys from pediatric cancer wards.

[elephantinegrace]

I heard he only eats food he steals from Meals on Wheels.

[(Anonymous)]

I heard that he spit in Mr. Rogers mouth once

[oroburos69]

I heard that he goes to grocery stores and mixes pure capsaicin into baby food before putting it back on the shelf.

[(Anonymous)]

It was awesome.

[oroburos69]

He likes to taunt them about their lack of parents.

And I heard that his teeth are actually dentures made from elephant ivory. Each tooth is from a different elephant.

[mekkio]

He made Batman cry doing this, right after Bane broke his back to boot.

[oroburos69]

That ass. I heard he helped the Joker escape because he was moved by the Joker's sad back story.

[intrigueing]

(This thread is the best thing ever)

Didn't he get Lex Luthor out of jail because obviously his hatred of Superman was due to his feelings of sexual inadequacy, and just needed a reassuring hug?

[oroburos69]

Lex was in there for stealing pies! Tom letting him out will let him do it again!

And yes, the pie theft was due to sexual inadequacy and impotence in bed. I read about it in the Daily Planet.

I heard that Hiddleson stole Poison Ivy's weeds! She flew into a rage and poisoned half of Gotham with sex pollen, and it was all Hiddleson's fault!

[(Anonymous)]

He slept through half of Gotham even before sex pollen. What a wanker.

[(Anonymous)]

I heard that he played a character once that used a racial slur which was later attributed to him in an article by a highly suspect "news source".

That's the kind of thing a comm like ONTD would hate him for anyway.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

oh shit BURN THE BASTARD!!!!1