[ SECRET POST #2126 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2126 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 106 secrets from Secret Submission Post #304.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[agentcthulhu]

[Time stamp is in EST]

9:05 PM fingalsanteater: FU CK ME okay! I CAN't type
9:05 PM fingalsanteater: NO WAIT
9:05 PM Chardmonster: DAMMIT
9:06 PM Chardmonster: I'LL F UCK YOU
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: FORGET THAT
9:06 PM Chardmonster: ...AW
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: YES
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: OKAY
9:06 PM Chardmonster: OKAY
9:06 PM Chardmonster: BEND OVER
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: I AGREE TO THIS
9:06 PM Chardmonster: HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO
9:06 PM Chardmonster: ...
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: what
9:06 PM Chardmonster: INTO YOUR PUSSYTON STATION
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: YES
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: YES
9:06 PM nursejoy_: B)
9:06 PM fingalsanteater: ENTER MY *** STATION
9:07 PM fingalsanteater: PU SSY
9:07 PM fingalsanteater: I'M READY
9:07 PM Chardmonster: OH NO SAID SIR TOPUM HAT
9:07 PM Chardmonster: I AM NOT SURE THE TRAIN WILL FIT INTO THE STATION
9:07 PM fingalsanteater: FU CK SIR TOPUM HAT
9:07 PM Chardmonster: "I CAN DO IT SIR TOPUM HAT" SAID THOMAS THE STRAPON
9:07 PM Chardmonster: *CUT TO INSIDE PUSSYING STATION: MISTER CONDUCTER AND SEVERAL AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE TALKING*
9:08 PM fingalsanteater: STRETCH ME
9:08 PM fingalsanteater: YOU CAN FIT
9:08 PM Chardmonster: AND THAT'S THE SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TELEVSION SAID MISTER CONDUCTOR
9:08 PM fingalsanteater: NOW CHARD
9:08 PM Chardmonster: "GEE MY VOCABULARY IS EXPANDING EXPONENTIALLY" SAID AN AMERICAN CHILD OF MULTICULTURAL ORIGIN
9:09 PM Chardmonster: "OH SHI T KIDS WE'RE FUC KED" SAID MISTER CONDUCTOR
9:09 PM Chardmonster: MEANWHILE BACK ON THE ORIGINAL BRITISH PORN
9:09 PM kagato23: i hate yoy and love you more then ever now
9:09 PM fingalsanteater: RUN THOSE FU CKERS DOWN
9:09 PM nursejoy_: watch out it's gonna zap you
9:09 PM nursejoy_: oh
9:09 PM fingalsanteater: AND ENTER ME
9:09 PM nursejoy_: omg
9:09 PM Chardmonster: PUSSYTON STATION ARE YOU READY FOR MY GIRTH SAID THOMAS THE STRAPON
9:10 PM agentct: A+ Chard
9:10 PM nursejoy_: 1.09 for gas :(
9:10 PM fingalsanteater: AYE AYE... OR WAHTEVER THE *** A PU SSY STATION WOULD SAY
9:10 PM fingalsanteater: FU CK
9:10 PM agentct: CHOO CHOO
9:10 PM Chardmonster: THOMAS
9:11 PM Chardmonster: RAN AT THE STATION AS SWIFTLY AS HE COULD
9:11 PM fingalsanteater: YES SAID PSSYTON STATION
9:11 PM Chardmonster: "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT" SAID GORDON
9:11 PM fingalsanteater: RAM ME
9:11 PM Chardmonster: GORDON WAS ALWAYS A COCKBLOCK
9:12 PM Chardmonster: "SHUT UP GORDON!" SAID THOMAS, BACKING UP AND RAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE *** ONCE MORE
9:12 PM fingalsanteater: BUT JAMES, THE FUC KING ***, SAID GO FOR IT
9:12 PM fingalsanteater: SL UT
9:12 PM fingalsanteater: TRUE
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: JOIN US
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: IN PUSYTON STATION
9:13 PM Chardmonster: CHARD HATED KAGATO BECAUSE HIS PE NIS WAS INADEQUATE
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: Oooooh
9:13 PM Chardmonster: "TOOT TOOT ***" SAID THOMAS
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: that's mean
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: YES
9:13 PM Chardmonster: MEANWHILE JAY JAY THE JETPLANE WAS FLYING OVER THE STATION
9:13 PM kagato23: SUDDEENLY HAROLD THE HELICOPTER HOVERED IN
9:13 PM kagato23: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
9:13 PM fingalsanteater: WELL WELL WELL
9:14 PM fingalsanteater: MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE
9:14 PM kagato23: HIS COCK WAS DANGLING MAJECTICALLY FROM HIS UNDERBELLY
9:14 PM Chardmonster: WHO ARE YOU ASKED JAY JAY
9:14 PM fingalsanteater: SAID PUSSYTON STATION
9:14 PM Chardmonster: "THIS IS TERRIBLE FOR OUR SCHEDULE" SAID SIR TOPUM HAT
9:14 PM kagato23: I'M SEX FROM ABOVE " SAID HAROLD, AS HE SWOPPE DIN FRO THE RAPE"
9:14 PM Chardmonster: "I NEED AN ADULT" SAID JAY JAY THE JETPLANE
9:14 PM fingalsanteater: hahahah
9:14 PM kagato23: YOU AGAIN YOU SLUT
9:14 PM fingalsanteater: are you talking about yourself
9:14 PM kagato23: Said harold
9:15 PM kagato23: "WHO THE FUCK LET YOU OUT OF THE BASEMENT"
9:15 PM Chardmonster: SIR TOPUM HAT LOOKED LUSTFULLY UPON MISTER CONDUCTOR
9:15 PM kagato23: AND HE DIVED AT JAY JAY, COCK ERECT
9:15 PM Chardmonster: JAY JAY WAS A JETPLANE THOUGH, SO HE GOT AWAY EASILY
9:15 PM kagato23: ERECT AND ANGRY, HAROLD DIVED AT THOMAS
9:15 PM kagato23: HAROLD HAD A TRACKER ON JAY JAY
9:15 PM kagato23: HE'D GET HIS BITCH BACK LATER
9:15 PM fingalsanteater: BUT JAY JAY WAS THWRATED BY A FLOCK OF SEGULLS
9:16 PM Chardmonster: "YES!" SAID THOMAS. "FUC K ME LIKE GORDON USED TO"
9:16 PM fingalsanteater: AND CRASHED AN BURNED ON THE PAVEMENT
9:16 PM Chardmonster: "HARD AND ANGRY"
9:16 PM nursejoy_: : | i am completely lost right now
9:16 PM kagato23: NOBODY SAID YOU COULD TALK FAGGOT. SAID HAROLD
9:16 PM kagato23: AS HE SHOVED HIMSELF INTO DONALD'S SLUTTY CABOOS
9:16 PM Chardmonster: WHO IS DONALD ASKED THOMAS
9:16 PM kagato23: THOMAS
9:16 PM kagato23: SHITTTT
9:16 PM fingalsanteater: WHO IS DONALD ASKED PUSSYTON SATION
9:16 PM kagato23: QUIET" SAID HAROLD
9:16 PM kagato23: "YOUR NAME IS DONALD WHEN MY DICK IS IN YOUR ASS FAGGOT"
9:17 PM fingalsanteater: PUSSYTON SATION IS READY TO RECEIVE
9:17 PM Chardmonster: QUACK QUACK I AM YOUR DUCKBITCH SAID THOMAS
9:17 PM kagato23: THAT'S WHY MY PENIS IS CURVED SLUT.
9:17 PM kagato23: SAID HAROLD
9:17 PM kagato23: AND IT WAS.
9:17 PM kagato23: HAROLD'S PENIS WAS SO CURVED
9:17 PM kagato23: HE COULD ONLY DO RAPE
9:17 PM kagato23: AND THAT'S HOW HE LIKED IT
9:17 PM fingalsanteater: WELL WELL
9:17 PM fingalsanteater: SAID PUSSYTON STATION

[And then the horrible awesome broke the stream. THE END!]

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[intrigueing]

I'm actually crying with laughter and feeling bad about it :D

Re: no words

[agentcthulhu]

Crying is not good, but crying with laughter isn't bad.

There will be more next Saturday :D?

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[caecilia]

ftr I was just really confused through this whole thing, by both the chat and the movie.

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[insanenoodlyguy]

But it was a happy kind of confusion, wasn't it? wasn't it?

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[caecilia]

Oh absolutely!

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[agentcthulhu]

I was laughing too hard at Chard and Fingals. I don't remember the movie at all though. I think it's better that way ;)

Re: I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU! *Warning: NSFW, potential need for brain bleach*

[caecilia]

the movie had this one competent chick in it that was there for one scene where she killed the alien

if they had just made it about her and also made it better, it would have been fine

no words

[greenvelvetcake]

o.o

Re: no words

[agentcthulhu]

I was also unable to form many words - because of rib-cracking laughter.