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Apparently I'm not supposed to readjust my bra ever. Even if it's a strapless. *Shrug* I try to do it discreetly or go to the bathroom to do it because I've had other women hound me for it.

I personally don't get it. It's not a secret I'm wearing a bra.

I have a friend who hates feet but I'm nice about it because it's a legit thing with her. She had a very bad experience with some douche who would constantly try to put their toes in their fellow camp counselor's ears. After that my friend just can't deal with feet. I think it's totally understandable.

I do the bra thing as well. Mostly just pulling down the band but it still irritates my mother who also likes to play spy games with maxi pads/tampons. Whereas I'm of the opinion I have a period, not a state secret.

Sometimes I do keep my mp3 player in my bra. My sister likes to pretend I'm an android with a computer in my boobs and that's why I have earbuds coming out of my bra.

Ah, agreement with the period thing. In fact... it reminds me of this.

I wish I could do the boob thing but it would show too much. But that is great with the android thing. I can just imagine. That sounds hilarious and convenient.

Ha, that was stupid funny. Thanks!

My sister likes to say things like "Has the boobtube told you what the weather is going to be like this week yet?" because she is almost as much of a dork as I am.

Welcome. :)

Ahaha, that certainly brings a whole new meaning to boobtube.

Oh, the pads! Don't get me started on those. I hide them, because I've had such weird looks directed at me. Yup, going to the toilet. Yup, heading there to change my pad. Means I'm tough; I bleed for days and DO NOT DIE. Can you say the same about yourself, middle-aged man staring at the pad in my hand? I think not.

And the android boob hahaha Would the nipple be the port? XD *crazy stuff you think about when you're procrastinating your job away on a Saturday night*

I asked and she said my nipples are the projector lights so I can watch youtube videos on the sides of buildings. I told her she was adorkable and to never think about my hypothetical android nipples again. She asked me to make her nachos and went back to trolling my brother online.

Extra kudos to her if she trolled your brother by telling him about your projector-nipples.

She'd have to break kayfabe to do that and she's in it to win it. Or whatever the endgame of trolling is.

Yeourgh. That was some very nasty experience; if someone has a real concern about something, I'll try my best to avoid doing anything that may upset them. It's totally understandable to be freaked out by feet after that.

Oh, and I hear you about the bra. Or when the straps of whatever tank you're wearing shift slightly and somebody tells you very quietly that your bra strap is showing. Well, no shit Sherlock! For a moment I was oblivious to its existence.

Yeah, I felt so bad for her when she told me.

I know, it's like, omg! When did that bra appear? It's like it just came out of the wild jungles of Victoria's Secret* and suddenly attached itself to me, which is why you saw it. I will now ~~hide~~ remove it so that my boobs can swing freely in a nice self-supporting way that I assume happens by magic. Thanks!

*Who am I kidding? It's Kohls or something.

Edited 2012-11-04 02:42 (UTC)

Haha at least you're one step ahead of me. I don't even remember the brand name of my boob holsters. They're just there, doing their thing.

Ah, I actually don't know. I'm making wild guesses. But maybe I shouldn't have said that. Should we know what we wear? Heck, I can hardly figure out what shirt I'm wearing at any minute without looking down, let alone where I got it.

You're...not supposed to adjust your bra in public? That's news to me. I'm not super blatant about it, but if the girls need lifting, I'll do a quick tug on the straps pretty much anywhere. The only people allowed to judge me better have DDD motherfuckers themselves.

Apparently? I don't know why. My boobs aren't that large but sometimes I need to adjust. I've only had other women police me about it too. Men don't seem to care.

That and the hitching up skirts/pants. Hello, I'm not pulling them down or anything.

Oh you are so right! I'm not built with the figure most premade clothes you get in the store are made for. So my pants sag and I need to bring them up. If I didn't lift them then we would be having a problem. Besides, I see guys do it all the time. Why can they do it and I can't?

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