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[ SECRET POST #2132 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2132 ⌋

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What it says on the tin. A TMI not dealing with sex/relationships, but with gross things. For example, not so long ago my inner ear was itching like hell, so I scratched it and I picked some earwax. I wasn't being purposefully discreet about it, but I didn't make a show of it either, with my elbow sticking out or being too obvious. It was just an itch, which I quietly scratched. My sibling told me it was an awful thing to do in public (we weren't at home). I understand it's bad form to scratch, I don't know, your boob in public, or pick your nose, but ears never seemed something over which to make a fuss. There was a paper napking waiting for the wax, in case you're getting horrified by the idea of somebody not getting rid of that.

There's also a classmate of mine that once commented at a party that feet are gross because 'they look weird'. We were just talking about how comfortable it is to go barefooted, and we were inside a house, so everybody's shoes were coming off. About half a second after she said that, everybody started wiggling their toes at her (there was some alcohol involved but we definitely weren't drunk enough, just plain old goofyness). At some point my feet ended under somebody else's thigh (with the thigh-owner's consent, of course) because it's so fucking comfortable to have something holding your toes and just letting the rest linger over the edge of the seat.

Similar stories? Gross stuff that you know is gross and therefore don't do in front of anybody else? Gross stuff you do anyway because you don't give a fuck? Something you do that was pointed out as gross even though it seemed pretty normal to you? People you can be gross with? Share your grossities!

My sister and I share lollipops sometimes. I never really noticed until someone wailed about it being like we were making out.

you're being a good big sister by sharing with your little sister

I like you

Apparently I'm not supposed to readjust my bra ever. Even if it's a strapless. *Shrug* I try to do it discreetly or go to the bathroom to do it because I've had other women hound me for it.

I personally don't get it. It's not a secret I'm wearing a bra.

I have a friend who hates feet but I'm nice about it because it's a legit thing with her. She had a very bad experience with some douche who would constantly try to put their toes in their fellow camp counselor's ears. After that my friend just can't deal with feet. I think it's totally understandable.

I do the bra thing as well. Mostly just pulling down the band but it still irritates my mother who also likes to play spy games with maxi pads/tampons. Whereas I'm of the opinion I have a period, not a state secret.

Sometimes I do keep my mp3 player in my bra. My sister likes to pretend I'm an android with a computer in my boobs and that's why I have earbuds coming out of my bra.

Ah, agreement with the period thing. In fact... it reminds me of this.

I wish I could do the boob thing but it would show too much. But that is great with the android thing. I can just imagine. That sounds hilarious and convenient.

Re: Yet another TMI (about gross stuff)

anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-04 01:59 (UTC) - Expand

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forgottenjester - 2012-11-04 02:13 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, the pads! Don't get me started on those. I hide them, because I've had such weird looks directed at me. Yup, going to the toilet. Yup, heading there to change my pad. Means I'm tough; I bleed for days and DO NOT DIE. Can you say the same about yourself, middle-aged man staring at the pad in my hand? I think not.

And the android boob hahaha Would the nipple be the port? XD *crazy stuff you think about when you're procrastinating your job away on a Saturday night*

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anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-04 03:42 (UTC) - Expand

Yeourgh. That was some very nasty experience; if someone has a real concern about something, I'll try my best to avoid doing anything that may upset them. It's totally understandable to be freaked out by feet after that.

Oh, and I hear you about the bra. Or when the straps of whatever tank you're wearing shift slightly and somebody tells you very quietly that your bra strap is showing. Well, no shit Sherlock! For a moment I was oblivious to its existence.

Yeah, I felt so bad for her when she told me.

I know, it's like, omg! When did that bra appear? It's like it just came out of the wild jungles of Victoria's Secret* and suddenly attached itself to me, which is why you saw it. I will now ~~hide~~ remove it so that my boobs can swing freely in a nice self-supporting way that I assume happens by magic. Thanks!

*Who am I kidding? It's Kohls or something.

Edited 2012-11-04 02:42 (UTC)

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forgottenjester - 2012-11-04 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

You're...not supposed to adjust your bra in public? That's news to me. I'm not super blatant about it, but if the girls need lifting, I'll do a quick tug on the straps pretty much anywhere. The only people allowed to judge me better have DDD motherfuckers themselves.

Apparently? I don't know why. My boobs aren't that large but sometimes I need to adjust. I've only had other women police me about it too. Men don't seem to care.

That and the hitching up skirts/pants. Hello, I'm not pulling them down or anything.

Oh you are so right! I'm not built with the figure most premade clothes you get in the store are made for. So my pants sag and I need to bring them up. If I didn't lift them then we would be having a problem. Besides, I see guys do it all the time. Why can they do it and I can't?

How can feet look weird to someone when they have feet hanging off the ends of their legs 24/7? IDGI.

In public: picking scabs. I'm a compulsive scab-picker. And nail biter. I have a lot of nervous habits like that, probably because I am unbelievably restless. Like, I can walk and walk and walk for hours on end without getting tired.

In private: I get occasional bouts of really bad dandruff now and then and whenever one hits I like to scrape/shake/rub it all out of my hair onto a magazine or something so I can ogle at how much there is. It's so ridiculously disgusting and juvenile but my excuse is that it's dry so it's only disgusting until I sweep it into the trash.

I don't know, she never elaborated *shrugs* I guess she doesn't think of them, or only thinks other people's feet are gross.

Wow... I've never had a pile of dandruff to admire :O You're king/queen (keeng?) of the dandruffy hill!

I do the dandruff thing too, although more like, in highschool I picked up a really bad habit of scratching at my head in class until scabs formed, and that gave me dandruff, and then I'd end up shaking it out (and making my hair poof), and getting made fun of for it.

I've toned it down, but the habit is damn near impossible to break and when I'm home alone, I'll keep messing with my hair. :(

Neither of those things seem too gross to me. Especially the second thing.

Not sharing my grossities signed in, but my SO pretty much knows every gross thing about me.

Edited 2012-11-04 02:19 (UTC)

If I know I'll be home alone all day and I'm taking a shower later, I won't wear deodorant/antiperspirant. I like to think of it as giving my armpits a break. I don't really have a strong odor (that I can tell), so it doesn't bother me.

I do get a lot of shit (pun intended) from people about how I am with my animals. I grew up around horses, so yeah, there was the occasional game of manure cricket. It's not like I ate afterwards without washing my hands. If my horse somehow gets peeling sunburn on his dick (I have no idea how, you would have to ask him) then yeah, I will put something on it so it doesn't drive him crazy. Yes, one person did spread a really nasty rumor about me loving horse dick. /shrug.

O__O I have now learned that horses can get peeling suburns on their dicks. I did not posess such knowledge before. It sounds painful as fuck *winces*

Oh, and those people have clearly never been in charge of babies. Any substance the body can produce, they excrete it in baffling amounts.

Horses have all kinds of gross ailments. I think the sunburn thing was because he just had it sort of hanging out there for too long. He's a pretty relaxed guy by nature. He's an appaloosa, so a lot of his skin is pink. Pink skin burns easily.
Fact: you can buy horse sunscreen.

I have also pulled ticks off horse dicks before. Summer is just a terrible season to be a horse. We drench them in this stuff to keep the ticks off and it makes them smell like smoked ham all over.

Babies are worse than pets, IMO. I have never smelt anything that bad coming out of a horse. The noises they make are also truly horrific. Horses don't vom either. I change my shirt more often babysitting than doing anything else.

I'm vigilant about wearing deoderant because if I don't people get in my space and sniff and ask what that delicious smell is and go on about how hungry they are and it's embarrassing. There's no good way to deflect so I end up lying or shouting "It's my BO you want to eat okay?" and then the tasteless (pun intended) jokes start.

My father smelt like peanut butter, my mother smells like sweet and sour stirfry and I smell like some combination of the two. Smelling like a specific item of food runs in the family. My half-sister smells like salted butter, especially her hair. It skipped my half-brother though because he just smells rank.

Sorry you had to deal with that. :(

There was a guy I used to know who smelled like butterscotch! My brother smells disgusting also. At first like salt and vinegar chips, but then when it goes stale, oh man. It's like a whole colony of ants died under his arms. Dead ants have a smell, okay...

I have tried to deduce what kind of scent I have. When I smell my skin it smells like soap or rain. My sweat just smells ever so slightly metallic. People do get really intense about sniffing my hair and the back of my neck when they get drunk though. They can't pinpoint what it smells like, they just make sexual sounds. Idek.

It was alright really. The whole bestiality thing. I had a very long rivalry with this little snot. On the one occasion I let her on one of my horses, she fell off in less than 20 seconds. Bam. Karma.

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anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-04 04:54 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2012-11-04 06:52 (UTC) - Expand

Apparently diet can affect BO. So try eating less of whatever you smell like...?

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anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-04 18:35 (UTC) - Expand

I dunno, I can't imagine finding ears particularly gross. I'd much rather shake hands with Earwax Fingers than Nose Splatter Palms, given the choice.

I pick dead skin off my lips when they're too dry, sometimes to the point of bleeding. I try not to do it in public because I suppose it's gross, but I'm generally not concerned about it.

Yeah, I pick at my nails - in public. I used to bite them, so that's an improvement. I also bite and suck strands of my hair. idk.

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