[ SECRET POST #2133 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2133 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 083 secrets from Secret Submission Post #305.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[anonymouslyyours]

Big words are fun!

[(Anonymous)]

Turtles are fun, but you don't see me hoarding them and making them dance for my amusement.







...don't judge me.

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh I absolutely judge you for not having an army of turtles that dance at your whim. You are judged.

[(Anonymous)]

I've TRIED, dammit! God knows how hard I've tried! But they just...they amble about, slowly, as if hampered by the burdensome weight of their shells, and ignore any and all instruction that I give.

Do you how many turtles I've gone through, searching for even just one with a spark of talent? DO YOU KNOW?

None of them will dance for me. None. It is a source of great shame. And you have to go and rub it in my face.

Damn you, anonymouslyyours. Damn you.

[anonymouslyyours]

So you abuse the English language in a vain attempt to terrorize the ones who rise above your failures to try and slake your feelings of inadequacy?

It is a slippery slope you are on dancing turtleless anon. Be warned! Misappropriating terms will one day no longer satisfy your jealous, blackened heart which will invariably lead to escalation until you can no longer say anything but "Sharp knees! The world is sharp knees and no one lives up to my standard!" on an endless loop until case is forced to turn on ip logging to purge your sad, sad ghost from our lands.


/I don't actually know the context to ill_omened's sociopathic turtle-wrangling ways.

[(Anonymous)]

But...sharp knees? Why sharp knees? I don't understand. Are my knees sharp? Are your knees sharp? Are case's knees sharp? I don't even know what sharp knees are. Would one who lacks kneecaps be said to have sharp knees? An exposed joint would surely be sharper than one that is otherwise...

OH DEAR ME. This is how it begins, isn't it? I follow the spiral gently downward, into an oblivion of exposed joints, and I emerge a person obsessed with sharp knees. What is this madness that I have wrought, and that you have encouraged? What shall become of me? All I wanted to do was teach turtles how to dance. Is that so much to ask?

Oh god! I can feel my sanity slipping! What have you done? What have I done?

KNEES.

KNEEEEEEEEEEES.

[(Anonymous)]

^ nationalsecreto?

[anonymouslyyours]

I don't have time for this! I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes!

/I'll explain mine when you explain yours. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Now that I'm done laughing my face off... you wouldn't happen to be a Farker, would you? :3

[anonymouslyyours]

I have an account but I've commented a handful of times in years. I don't love them like I love you guys!

So far all the farkers I've met on F!S are lurkers as well. You?

Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness

[insolentwitch]

I too find your lack of gavotting members of the Family Chelidae of the Suborder Pleurodira of the Order Testudines of the Class Sauropsida of the Phylum Chordata of the Kingdom Animalia to be deleterious and most worthy of harsh judgement.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness

(My stars and garters, I don't know why I wrote this.)