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⌈ Secret Post #2136 ⌋

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[pokemon: best wishes]

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[Fievel Goes West]

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I enjoy my job, but sometimes I wish I could go on Magical Republican Welfare. It always sounds so much more awesome than real life welfare seems to be. I mean, when you're on Magical Republican Welfare, you can sit at home all day watching reality TV and eating cookies, and you can still buy sweet cars and expensive shoes (and I do love shoes) and all this awesome stuff, and you never have to worry about stretching your budget or feeding your family or finding an affordable place to live. (And if you get sick, just saunter down to the emergency room and they'll totally fix you up for free and then you can go buy yourself a celebratory get-well cake covered in gold flakes with your magic welfare money!) Yes, welfare in Republican land must be amazing indeed.

Oh I'd like to live with that too! I do enjoy both cake and shoes... Oh and shiny holidays, and clothes and electronics and oh all the stuff I could buy with all that amazing money I would get thrown after me, without having to do anything in return!

I had to go on welfare here in Norway not too long ago, because I couldn't find a job, and even if the system we have we get a lot more money, it was not fun at all, and I did not exactly get rich, or afford more than necessities.

(In the end I started working, first trough our welfare system for 30ish£ a day and my rent covered then I got a real job in the same place, so I didn't need their help anymore, and now I'm studying again, still on state money, but student loans, which ever student in Norway is entitled to.)

I'd love that welfare. Or Magical Republican Disability, which is just as good and so easy to get on that all you need is a slight cough and *poof* Magical Republican Disability for life! They'll never re-evaluate your case! They won't have doctors accuse you of faking things that have been wrong for years. It's easy, everyone can do it. Since according to everything they say, most people on Magical Republican Disability are faking it anyway.

And you make as much as you do on Magical Republican Welfare, so it's a life of ease- with added easy access to whatever medications would be fun. You don't have to deal with a ton paperwork just to get the medication your doctors say you need to live/function.

I love cake and shoes too! I want to live in the wonderful land where these exist. We can have shoe parties in our expensive cars. Parties where we'll light all of our extra money on fire just because we can.

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