[ SECRET POST #2140 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2140 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

OP - Oh god. I read 50 Shades of Grey and it was more just plain bad and frustrating than hilariously bad for me, so I didn't enjoy it at all and ended up skimming the last 100 pages or so. Plus the sex scenes were really boring. Not the right brand of badness, lol.

[riddian]

Hahaaa! I am having the exact same experience. Besides a few howlers like "What was that stupid fool thinking?" (I seriously can't get enough of that line, it's amazing) it's just terribad. The sex isn't very scintillating either. The internet has made me a porn connoisseur, I'm like "What, no breathplay? No medical kink? You amateur." XD

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao, right? Some of the lines are truly amazing - I still like to yell "MY MOTHER WAS A CRACK WHORE!" at my friends - but the book over all was not nearly bad enough to be enjoyable. No puppy play, either! Honestly, the sex all reads like someone read some bad BDSM erotica and fanfic and read the wiki article and based all their knowledge on that. Which is probably not too far off, come to think of it.

[riddian]

Yeah, mostly it's bad in a creepy way, which I have a hard time finding funny. The way Christian pushes Ana into things, in ways both overt and subtle, is obviously supposed to be all dom-y and hot but just gives me the heebie jeebies. So many red flags for an abusive relationship. Also, the dialogue is stupid. and foolish

And yet, I can't stop. I have to slog through the whole thing to see just how bad it gets.