[ SECRET POST #2143 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2143 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Ariel Winter/Modern Family]


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03.
[Chrono Crusade]


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04.
[Shezow]


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05.
[Desperate Romantics]


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06.
[Rugby union, Brad Barritt / Mouritz Botha]


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07.
[999/Virtue's Last Reward]


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08.
[Fringe]


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09.
[Homestuck]


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10.
[ASoIaF/Jack White]


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11.
[Revenge]


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12.
[Crash Bandicoot]


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13.
[scarlett johansson/ryan reynolds]


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14.
[Marvel Cinematic Universe, Journey Into Mystery 2011]


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15.
[Tokyo Dogs]


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16.
[Fate/stay night]


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17.
[Inazuma Eleven]


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18.
[Avatar: The Last Airbender]


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19.
[Suits]


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20.
[Once Upon a Time]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #306.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

13. http://i.imgur.com/fjZOh.jpg?1
[scarlett johansson/ryan reynolds]

[n7of9]

oh lol, i love this secret

[(Anonymous)]

What's that I hear?
Oncoming wank?
....I know what you're trying to do op

[brooms]

tangent, but he seems like one of those rare-ish guys who truly don't have a type? like, i look at him and my first instinct is: oh, here's another chris evans or a leo di caprio, the sort of bloke you can just tell what gets him going. but no!

alanis, scarlett and blake are all very different women.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe, or he could have a certain personality type. We don't really know much about them, but all three are very assertive and successful career wise.

[(Anonymous)]

This made me laugh so hard.
Possibly, OP, possibly...

[elaminator]

Not a stick figure no, but she's still pretty thin and she's clearly fit. I doubt her appearance had anything to do with it though.

*shrugs* Some people just don't work out, even if they love each other. We don't know why they broke up and it's really none of our business. As long as they're happy: good.

[(Anonymous)]

People that say "You just can't handle my jelly" (and similar sentiments) are just overcompensating for the fact that they're fat and no one wants a fat chick. Ladies, just embrace the fact that you are undesirable and you'll feel better. And the rest of us will feel better because we won't have to hear that bullshit about everyone being beautiful anymore.

[(Anonymous)]

no one wants a fat chick.

wut about chubby chasers tho???

[(Anonymous)]

Whether you think it's gross or not, considering there are fat fetishists out there (people who will ONLY even look at people who are overweight or obese) I have to say thanks for the laugh, anon!

0/10

[elephantinegrace]

You know you're a bad troll when the internet-oblivious can tell you're a frigging idiot.

[(Anonymous)]

Trying too hard bb

[greenvelvetcake]

People that say "people that say 'You just can't handle my jelly' (and similar sentiments) are just overcompensating for the fact that they're fat and no one wants a fat chick" are just overcompensating for the fact that they, indeed, cannot handle the jelly. Ironically, though they cannot handle the jelly, they are very jelly themselves.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you actually calling Scarlet fat? Really?

[kallanda_lee]

I hate to break it to you, but I'm still getting laid.

[visp]

No, but people who go off on fat women the way you did are almost always insecure, spiteful bullies trying to relive their glory days of punching smaller kids in 7th grade.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, his loss. Scarlett is a thousand times hotter than Blake Lively. Lively is Hollywood Average, tbh. :/

[(Anonymous)]

She's still pretty thin, though. I love her and all, but I highly doubt most people would call her plus sized. And even if she were, the break up probably came down to things just not working out. That happens in relationships.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, now people are using "jelly=fat" not "jelly=jealous"? I can't keep up with you crazy kids.

[la_petite_singe]

LOL, is this ontd_secrets all of a sudden? (Major downgrade, though. MAAAAAJOR.)

[kallanda_lee]

But, Scarlett Johansson is pretty much the ideal or Hollywood beauty now. And while no stick figure, she's still pretty thin.

Oh, and perish the thought a relationship might actually not work because you're compatible, or you have killer work schedules...

[rbhudson]

Oh that's cute, you think Blake Lively is a stick?

[(Anonymous)]

The woman in this picture (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2107358208/nm0424060)? Seriously, this woman (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3179261696/nm0424060)? Because of her jelly?

[(Anonymous)]

Y'all clearly didn't grow up listening to Bootylicious if you think jelly means fat, I mean come on.

[(Anonymous)]

Or maybe their marriage didn't work out because Ryan Reynolds has a busted face