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⌈ Secret Post #2143 ⌋

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[Ariel Winter/Modern Family]

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[Chrono Crusade]

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[Shezow]

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[Desperate Romantics]

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[Rugby union, Brad Barritt / Mouritz Botha]

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[999/Virtue's Last Reward]

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[Fringe]

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[Homestuck]

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[ASoIaF/Jack White]

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[Revenge]

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[Crash Bandicoot]

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[scarlett johansson/ryan reynolds]

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[Marvel Cinematic Universe, Journey Into Mystery 2011]

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[Tokyo Dogs]

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[Fate/stay night]

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[Inazuma Eleven]

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[Avatar: The Last Airbender]

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[Suits]

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[Once Upon a Time]

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I cant remember if Ive said this before, but Im gonna say it anyway. I dont give a crap.I appreciate a pretty Gal as much as the next Hetero Male. Sometimes I even go in for some racy type stuff ( keeping the comments PG for my Ladies sake) but dammit, dammit, dammit I am so sick and tired of the whole COSPLAY-Chiks. I know a few who are actually pretty cool-and BIG Shocker, love and read Comics.So as in all things, they are the exception to the rule. Heres the statement I wanna make, based on THE RULE: "Hey! Quasi-Pretty-NOT-Hot-Girl, you are more pathetic than the REAL Nerds, who YOU secretly think are REALLY PATHETIC. But we are onto you. Some of us are aware that you are ever so average on an everyday basis. But you have a couple of things going your way. You are willing to become almost completely Naked in public, and yer either skinny( Well, some or most of you, THINK you are ) or you have Big Boobies. Notice I didnt say GREAT Boobies? You are what I refer to as "CON-HOT". Well not by my estimation, but according to a LOT of average Comic Book Fans who either RARELY speak to, or NEVER speak to girls. Some Virgins, ALL unconfident when it comes to girls, and the ONE thing they all have in common? The are being preyed on by YOU. You have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell you your pretty, or Hot, and the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of you hanging on them with your glossy open lips, promising them the Moon and the Stars of pleasure, just makes your head vibrate. After many years of watching this shit go down every 3 seconds around or in front of my booth or table at ANY given Con in the country, I put this together. Well not just me. We are LEGION. And here it is, THE REASON WHY ALL THAT, sickens us: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT COMICS, BEYOND WHATEVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH YOU DID TO GET REF ON THE MOST MAINSTREAM CHARACTER WITH THE MOST REVEALING COSTUME EVER. And also, if ANY of these guys that you hang on tried to talk to you out of that Con? You wouldnt give them the fucking time of day. Shut up you damned liar, no you would not. Lying, Liar Face. Yer not Comics. Your just the thing that all the Comic Book, AND mainstream press flock to at Cons. And the real reason for the Con, and the damned costumes yer parading around in? That would be Comic Book Artists, and Comic Book Writers who make all that shit up.

Wow this is sickening.

So much victim-blaming.

HOW DARE YOU DRESS UP AND LOOK HOT AND THEN NOT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT US.
YOU'RE EVIL BECAUSE YOU MAKE US OBJECTIFY YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT WE STARE AT YOU AND ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE ACTUAL CANON BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER.
AND YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT ANYWAY.

AND YOU'RE NOT THAT HOT ANYWAY.

That's the part I love. "The guys are drooling all over you and want to jerk off thinking about you... but you're not hot or anything..."
[snerk]

I also love the implication that "real" nerd girls are obviously all hideous, since these fictional not-that-hot girls can charge in and pretend to be a nerd to gobble up all the attention. Also that he seems to think that nerdy guys need him to charge up on his steed and white knight all these horrible, uncaring women folk away. Lmao.

He also paints nerdy MEN as so pathetic that even a "no, she's totally not hot" woman can play them. Of course, this also goes back to the old "Men are totally at the mercy of their dick" bullshit; a guy sees a "no, she's totally not hot" woman and he just can't help himself!

Now I'm just picturing little penises with legs and arms leading men around on leashes. I can't decide if this mental image is more horrifying or amusing.

Yup...that's the one.

Everything about this is wrong and no sane person would've ever thought it was okay to post it.

You have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell you your pretty, or Hot, and the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of you hanging on them with your glossy open lips, promising them the Moon and the Stars of pleasure, just makes your head vibrate. lmao oh man... And the whole google image search thing? No. Get off your high horse you asshole.

What are the chances his cock was in hand when he wrote that bit?

Ew...did not need that mental image. Though to be fair, the nature of that excerpt struck me as erotic as well, so I wouldn't doubt it.

So, basically the girls are pathetic for not being real fans, and the real fans are pathetic for being nerdy virgins, and this guy is angry that in the midst of all the ugly girls teasing the socially-crippled boys no one is paying attention to him. Yeah?

You've summed it up nicely. I love the double standard, that if a girl isn't interested romantically/sexually in a nerd guy, obviously she is a fake nerd and a cock tease and the worst, but yet it's totes okay for nerd guys to complain about how nerd girls are either all either ugly or pretending to be into shit just to get attention. Lol no.

Eh, I'm sure there are people who dress up just to get attention, but this is going a bit far and is really sexist and crude.

It almost sounds like he's bitter about it, rather than annoyed. I could understand being annoyed, but he sounds like a raging prepubescent.

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