[ SECRET POST #2148 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2148 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

The only thing all the churches have in common is hating the Cowboy Church that holds sermons and rodeos simultaneously and always has live music.

That sounds both ridiculous and amazing. With a side of annoying, but w/e.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[anonymouslyyours]

I went once and was treated to a horrifying spiel about how hell is to break in the souls of non-believers like cowboys have to break in wild horses because they're too stupid to know how to behave.

So... as much fun as everything else was I stay away now.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

Does that mean I'm a horse?

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[anonymouslyyours]

I think we're all horses but Christians are the ones God loved enough to allow them to be born to domesticated horsie parents?

IDK exactly because I chickened out once the preacher started comparing breaking bottles of water over a horse's head to being how missionaries used to terrorize heathens with visions of hell and how good Christians know better tactics now.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather be a wild horse. Freeeeeeeeeeedoooooom

Reminds me a bit of that documentary I saw one on either the Discovery channel of NatGeo. Something about sermons involving snakes and possibly snake bites ...? IDK, I saw it years.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh god (pun in ten did). Them.

The one who handle snakes as proof of God's protection and refuse medical treatment if they're bitten. Recently a more well known pastor of snake-handling died of a snake bite pretty much the same way his father did.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/30/snake-handling-w-va-pastor-dies-of-snake-bite/

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, yes.

"We did something incredibly stupid and dangerous and we didn't die horribly! That means God approves."

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[fenm]

Does that mean I'm a horse?

Neigh!

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

Whinney!

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[fenm]

Are you okay? You sound a little hoarse.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

It's just a cold. I was horsing around with my younger cousins outside today. It's my fault for wearing a jacket instead of a coat.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

The foally of your decision is pretty obvious, anon.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

I know it was my own foalt. Hopefully it won't get much worse, or I'll have to call my boss and tell her I cantor make it in tomorrow. I've maneaged to work trough worse before, so if I hoof to work I'll be able to do it with neighry a whinney.

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

If you can't make it to work tomorrow, mareby you should try to get some work done at home -- make hay when the sun shines, you know?

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather be a sheep?

Re: Christian Free speach VS Atheist free speach-Both lost

[(Anonymous)]

Well...

http://www.impawards.com/2007/black_sheep_ver3.html