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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-11-28 05:30 pm

[ SECRET POST #2157 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[2 Broke Girls]


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03.
[Love Actually]


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04.
[Me and My Dick]


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05.
[Journey Into Mystery]


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06.
[cracked.com]


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07.
[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]


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08.
[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]


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09.
[The Walking Dead (game)]


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10.
[Kuragehime]


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11.
[Thor]


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12.
[Bartimaeus]


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13.
[The Sentinel]


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14.
[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]


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15.
[Skyfall]


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16.
[Generator Rex]


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17.
[Partners]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #308.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You would get arrested for public indecency, be forced to pay a small fine, and gain local infamy as that woman who tried to expose herself on national television. You might have trouble getting a job in the future.

Also, it would be more appropriate to refer to your breasts as "bobble fat and glands." There's no real "meat" in them.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-11-29 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I would be arrested? What if it was a group of protestors? Do we need a protesting permit or some crape?

It's bobble meat as in a slangy name for fat, specifically fat gathered in jiggling bobbles on my chest. Like my bones would be stabby meat if I stabbed people with them. And my muscles are flex meat when I'm showing off. BOOM. LAWYERED.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
If it was a group of protesters, you'd run the risk of inciting public panic and getting shot with a hose or a taser! Since you'd be shirtless, that would really hurt.

"Bobble meat" isn't a commonly-used slang expression, so your defense doesn't stand.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-11-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of shirts do you have that protect against high pressure water AND tasers?!?

I coined the phrase. I say what it means!

Plus "the meat of ___" can just mean you're talking about a sizable portion of the mass of something. So I have some precedence in slangy phrases!

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Kevlar shirts, but even some plain cloth would be better than nothing. Think of the scars.

That's not good legal practice at all! You're not even trying anymore.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-11-29 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a lawyer dude. I just played one in bed once.

Guess who my meat bobbles were!

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
thing one and thing two?

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

[personal profile] anonymouslyyours 2012-11-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Re: First Amendment Hypotheticals ft. My Bobble Meat

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
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