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⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

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[2 Broke Girls]

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[Love Actually]

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[Me and My Dick]

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[Journey Into Mystery]

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[cracked.com]

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[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]

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[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]

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[The Walking Dead (game)]

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[Kuragehime]

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[Thor]

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[Bartimaeus]

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[The Sentinel]

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[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]

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[Skyfall]

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[Generator Rex]

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[Partners]

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So this priest dies, and he goes to Heaven. But because that day there had been a lot more people dying than usual, he has to wait in line to see the gatekeeper of Heaven. In line in front of him is this loud, obnoxious guy wearing a really flashy shirt and oversized sunglasses. When he gets up to the gates, the angel asks him, "What was your name and occupation while you were alive?"

The obnoxious guy answers, "My name was Vinny DeLuca, I was a taxi driver in New York City."

The angel checks his list of names, smiles, and turns back to the man. "Please take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

Then, it was the priest's turn. "What was your name and occupation while you were alive?" the angel asks.

"My name was Bryan O'Malley. I was the priest of St. Mary's parish for forty years."

The angel checks his list of names, smiles, and turns back to the priest. "Please take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

Now, the priest is confused and a little bit angry. "What is going on? I have faithfully served the Lord my entire life! That man was a taxi driver! Why do I get the cotton robe and wooden staff?"

The angel laughs. "Up here, Father, we work by results. While you prayed, people napped. While he drove, people prayed!"

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