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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-11-28 05:30 pm

[ SECRET POST #2157 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[2 Broke Girls]


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03.
[Love Actually]


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04.
[Me and My Dick]


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05.
[Journey Into Mystery]


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06.
[cracked.com]


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07.
[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]


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08.
[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]


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09.
[The Walking Dead (game)]


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10.
[Kuragehime]


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11.
[Thor]


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12.
[Bartimaeus]


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13.
[The Sentinel]


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14.
[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]


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15.
[Skyfall]


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16.
[Generator Rex]


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17.
[Partners]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #308.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
There's a magic phrase I once heard. No, really. It's a tried-and-true way to make yourself smarter - all you need is a clear space.

First, stand and face front. This is important, although is doesn't matter what "front" is.

Next, stand on one leg. It's okay to brace yourself on something, or hold your leg up with your hands.

Got that? Okay, now raise your arms (or one arm if you're holding your leg) above your head. Really stretch. Try to touch the ceiling.

Hold that pose, and repeat after me: "Ohwah. Tahgoo. Si-yam."

Keep repeating that, faster and faster. I swear on my mother's grave that this will make you wiser; it worked for me when I tried it.

You'll know when to stop repeating the phrase: you'll be able to feel the trick work. Let me know what you'll do with your newfound wisdom!

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
over tax 'em?
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... I'm not sure I understand what you mean, sorry.

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
o

trying to figure out the punchline

guess that's so not it :(
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Try out the trick. You'll figure it out eventually.

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
over to go see 'em?
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
No....

Are you standing on one leg and holding your arms above your head? If you're not, that should definitely help.

If you're already doing that, I suggest getting another person to try it with you. Sometimes the trick works better in larger groups.

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not falling for that trick, third >:O
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
:D

I'm so sorry, it was just too funny to resist.

ffhahahahahaha

Oh, I'm so sorry.

In possibly the least sorriest way I can be.

I love you, anonny.
Edited 2012-11-29 02:21 (UTC)

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
oh, what a silly goose you are I cheated - I asked google

I love you too birdbrain!
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Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

[personal profile] inkmage 2012-11-29 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Me too. I thought there was an accompanying joke that always went with it to get the person to say the phrase, but it turns out my dad is just mean and I'm just gullible.

Re: f!s JOKE THREAD

(Anonymous) 2012-11-29 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
what can I say, dad will do what dads do ^^;