fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2157 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[2 Broke Girls]

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[Love Actually]

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[Me and My Dick]

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[Journey Into Mystery]

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[cracked.com]

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[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]

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[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]

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[The Walking Dead (game)]

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[Kuragehime]

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[Thor]

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[Bartimaeus]

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[The Sentinel]

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[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]

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[Skyfall]

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[Generator Rex]

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[Partners]

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on the run from the cops across some large, bare farm fields. They spot a barn in the distance and get inside, but the brunette can tell that they don't have much time before the cops catch up to them. She spots some burlap sacks on the ground and quickly yells at the other two to hide inside the sacks.

The cops burst into the barn a few minutes later. An officer goes up to one of the burlap sacks and kicks it hard. The brunette inside calls out, "Woof! Woof!" The sergeant gets upset and says, "Stop kicking that sack, you moron -- there's some poor dog in there!"

The officer turns to another bag and kicks it. The redhead inside calls out, "Meow! Meeeeow!" The sergeant shouts, "What are you, some kind of animal abuser?! Leave that cat alone!"

The officer glares, turns to the final sack, and kicks it. The blonde inside calls out, "Potato! Potato!"

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