[ SECRET POST #2161 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2161 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 098 secrets from Secret Submission Post #309.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahaha that sounds hilarious. What were the excuses for the scars one? Only lights-off sex? (but scars do feel different to the touch than the rest of the skin...)

I understand the kick you're getting out of this stuff, but sadly I don't bookmark pitiful fics. I just sometimes check WTFFanfiction and, if the excerpt looks awful enough, perhaps I'll google it and find the terrible fic it was taken from. That's always a good starting point.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

sa

Also, it should be noted that terrible quotes are accompanied by terrible music. I quote one of the recent little gems that get posted here, as an example: (Inception fanfic) 'Arthur felt like the Niagara Falls was streaming out of his arse with his arousal'

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god

how could you write that and think it sounded good

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I don't know either, but it makes me howl with laughter and lose faith in humanity at the same time. Multitasking, baby!

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

So basically when this guy gets aroused he gets diarrhoea?

Nice.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[lunabee34]

It's a little known fact of male arousal. LOL

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[al28894]

CAN'T UNSEE.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

I'm very concerned by the fact that it's 2012 and someone out there apparently still believes the self-lubricating asshole is an actual thing that exists.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

AHAHAHA wtf is this beauty? I'm crying twin Victoria Falls ;D

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[oroburos69]

Ahhh, yes...it will be a long time before I forget Tony pretending to be a ham while Steve covered him with glaze and wrapped him in a heated blanket. And then fucked him. Because that's what you do with ham. You fuck it.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

ahahaha

do i dare ask for a link?

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[oroburos69]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8661339/1/Hungry

and Fanfiction Friday mocking it: http://io9.com/5962913/fan-fiction-friday-iron-man-and-captain-america-in-hungry

Only for you, anon.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[diet_poison]

Fan Fiction Friday is the best.

My favorite might still be the first one I read about Optimus Prime fucking Princess Leia with Jar Jar Binks' dick. While simultaneously being fucked by R2D2, who discovered that the inside of Prime's ass was basically a posh reception room with PICTURES. No lie.

There was also the one about the Onceler sending the Lorax on a tampon run...

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[kryptoncat]

Oh man, good memories. Good horrifying memories!

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[agentcthulhu]

The FFF mock is so. Much. WIN. It always has the good stuff.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, so you didn't get to the Touhou/Hitler crossover? That was pure, undiluted crack.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[al28894]

...what?

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. This is so amazing. I love every thing about it. I want to eat the world, it's so delicious.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[lunabee34]

So..... what you're saying is, that's not normal sexytimes?

*hides the cloves and slinks away*

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[oroburos69]

Whoa. No one said anything about cloves. Steve was using a brown sugar/orange juice base that was going to nothing for his hunk of man meat. Tony was going to need a lot more tenderizing than that.

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[lunabee34]

Whew.

Cloves are still in.

I am relieved.

LOL

Re: Bad fic is the best fic

[(Anonymous)]

And then fucked him. Because that's what you do with ham. You fuck it.

I laughed for at least two minutes. Comedic timing, you have it.