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fandomsecrets2012-12-02 03:05 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-12-02 03:05 pm
[ SECRET POST #2161 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2161 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 098 secrets from Secret Submission Post #309.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Bad fic is the best fic
Misa looked surprised. She stepped back and gasped.
"Your a lesbian?" she asked curiously.
"Yes. Why are you?" Sayu said back sexily.
"I am vicarious" Misa replied as she took her dress off and walked into Sayu's room.
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L turned on the sirens of the helicopter and shouted "come out with your hands up or I will shoot you!". There was no reply and Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
"This is your last chance" he shouted and threw a smoke grenade into the house. Soichiro got a good shot at Mikami and killed him in the leg. There was still no reply.
"I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
Mikami looked up in shock he wasn't expecting them and certainly not the crazy boy that had jumped the window. He was holding the death note with one hand and his broken leg with the other and it had the names of everyone he had ever killed written on it. That's how L knew it was the death note.
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The nuclear bom went off like a bom and blew up the street and some houses and a car too .
"WHAT THE F-CK WAS THAT" belowed Dark putting his cloths on.
"I was probably just a dog or a bom or something. Cum back to bed" said Misa Sayu,, Light, light's mom and that girl from the bus who were having a sevensome in the basement bed to hide frim Soichiro.
But Dark jumped out the window and fell like 20 feet and landed on a barbeque which was on but he was hard so he didn't catch fire and he ate a burger as he looked at the big hole that the bom had made in the road.
"F-------------------------------------------------CK!" he screamed spitting bits of burger all over Light's dad who had cum to see what had happened to.
"MY CAR!" lights dad scream looking at the scratch in the paint that the nuclear bom had made.
Dark put on a spacesuit and stepped out into thw hole. It was the biggest hole hae had ever seen because it was as big as a bus and nearly as deep. The middle was all radiactiv so he had to make sure he dint stand in the radiactiv that had coverd stuff in green.
In the middle was a tall slimy man covered in green with a magic death note.
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM YOTSUBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the man said being all creepy because he had dead in the bom and was a ghost. "USE YOUR LIFE NOTE TO SAVE MEEEEEEE BEFORE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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"Don't worry! I will send you again if I don't kill you cos im so dam mad!" said a mysterious detective. "but first, I will send my apprentice and he has grey hair."
"Wherer is he?"
"He is… NEAR!"
"When will he cum?"
"The time is…….. NEAR!"
"Will he beat Drak ones and for all?"
"Darks end is………….. NEAR!"
"What is his name...?"
"His name is……" then the phone rang and it was the magic phone aht talked to the president.
"YES MISTER PRESIDENT. NEAR IS DEAD. I WILL SEND MY NEW APPRENTICE INSTEAD THEN. SEND HIM IN AIRFORCE WON NOW!"
L turned back into Yotsuba.
"HIS NAME IS……………………………… HAL LINDER!"
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"DARK! NO" shouted light's mom. She gotted from Dark wat she never got from Soichiro nad his creepy mustache and sexed loads of times a day now. If he died then shed have to go back to sexing other people. "DON'T DIE! I GET FROM YOU WHAT I NEVER GOT FROM SOICHIRO AND HIS CREEPY MUSTACHE!!!"
Re: Bad fic is the best fic
Soichiro got a good shot at Mikami and killed him in the leg.
The trick is to dip the entire child into the Styx.
Re: Bad fic is the best fic
Completely cracked up riiight there.
How have I never seen this in my badfic travels before? It's beautiful.
Re: Bad fic is the best fic
(Anonymous) 2012-12-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)Re: Bad fic is the best fic
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(Anonymous) 2012-12-03 07:37 am (UTC)(link)Re: Bad fic is the best fic
Death NoteThe Adventures of Dark Yagami instead.It's better for humanity that this remains a fanfic.
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(Anonymous) 2012-12-03 10:02 am (UTC)(link)Re: Bad fic is the best fic
(Anonymous) 2012-12-03 10:06 am (UTC)(link)Fuck, I should go to bed.
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