[ SECRET POST #2162 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2162 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 081 secrets from Secret Submission Post #309.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[insanenoodlyguy]

BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALLLL
BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
GREATEST WING NOOK FUCKER OF THEM ALLLL!

[(Anonymous)]

^ original song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCecnhJ3LUw

[insanenoodlyguy]

Now hobbits are wing-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel, not in the least
They just want to molest the local geese
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a great big orgy to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their spunk
by touching a dragon with his tiny junkkkk

BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALLLL
BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
GREATEST WING NOOK FUCKER OF THEM ALLLL!

[(Anonymous)]

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I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well, he frot with the goblins
He bungholed a troll!!
He diddled with Gollum!!!
A cock ring he stole!!!
He was pissed on by wolves,
Felched in the forest,
Raped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALLLL
BIBLO! (Bilbo) BILBO BAGGINS
GREATEST WING NOOK FUCKER OF THEM ALLLL!

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[fingalsanteater]

I demand you sing this and record it now. Right now.

Also, now I'm incredibly turned on.

THIS IS AWFUL

[insanenoodlyguy]

Normally I try to have the music, but no vocal-less version of this exists, and I am not pulling a Chris-Chan.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxaU6HoJNY

You only get one take of this.

NOT SO MUCH

[fingalsanteater]

Bravo. And you did the "dunuhnuh" parts too!

NO THIS IS BRILLIANT

[darth_vader]

I can't stop laughing! Thank you, kind sir.

STANDING OVATION, MY GOOD MAN!

[agentcthulhu]

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insolentwitch]

This made me laugh so hard I need my inhaler.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[(Anonymous)]

I can't decide if the fact that I'm hearing this in Leonard Nimoy's voice is horrifying or awesome.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

I thought about trying to sing like leonard nimoy, but it sounds bad enough as it is.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[tabaqui]

But where are all the 'Bored of the Rings' jokes?

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[insanenoodlyguy]

... you lost me. This sir, is about wing fucking.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[tabaqui]

Indeed. But with a character called Dildo, it has to figure in *somehow*.

Re: I CAN'T STOP

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone is too busy eating Spam to join in?