[ SECRET POST #2170 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2170 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Nikita (CW)]


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03.
[The Pirates! Band of Misfits]


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04.
[Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell]


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05.
[Star Wars Expanded Universe]


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06.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series]


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07.
[Avengers/MCU, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark]


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08.
[Go On]


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09.
[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]


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10.
[Sailor Moon]


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11.
[Persona 4]


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12.
[Kili/Tauriel, The Hobbit]


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13.
[How to Destroy Angels/Mariqueen Maandig]


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14.
[Glee]


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15.
[Les Revenants]


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16.
[The Walking Dead]


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17.
[The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest]


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18.
[Gyakuten Saiban/Ace Attorney]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 060 secrets from Secret Submission Post #310.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[brightblueink]

LoTR Movie Canon says that they have beards.

It's actually straight from the author's mouth. So it's totally canon that women have beards.

It's also canon that they don't tend to get out much, though, so it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

(Source: "In The Lord of the Rings Tolkien writes that they breed slowly, for no more than a third of them are female, and not all marry; also, female Dwarves look and sound (and dress, if journeying—which is rare) so alike to Dwarf-males that other folk cannot distinguish them, and thus others wrongly believe Dwarves grow out of stone. Tolkien names only one female, Dís. In The War of the Jewels Tolkien says both males and females have beards.[18]")

[visp]

Well there you go! Lady Dwarf romance is canonically possible in The Hobbit without having to make up an Elvish character.

[brightblueink]

Possible, but...improbable, considering it's rare that they go out.

Also I think I'd rather them create a new character than switch the gender of a book canon character.

[visp]

But that's the thing! Since Dwarves have beards, regardless of gender, there's nothing that says one of the Dwarves wasn't female. The book is from Bilbo's POV, and it's hardly the sort of thing he'd notice. And it's not like it changes personality, or anything.

[brightblueink]

I'm pretty sure the dwarves all address each other as male, though, and they would know.

And it would probably have to change something to be done right? Not that they have to act all stereotypically girly if female, but gender is still definitely a...a thing that effects people. At the very least, changing the gender would change how society treats them to at least some degree. So, yeah, it probably would have to change the character at least a little if actually done right.

[(Anonymous)]

So... considering Kili is pretty enough to be a female dwarf, would that make it femmeslash with the elf girl?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Definitely! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Then I shall accept this new headcanon as the sister pairing to Legolas/Gimli.

[visp]

If Kili is officially made female, it would be. Somehow I doubt it'll happen.

[(Anonymous)]

Thorin's band are kindasorta returning refugees though, right? If you want to reestablish your people in their rightful homeland, you're gonna need some women, ffs. So it seems like one a good time for one of those rare occurrences to happen to me.

[brightblueink]

Sort of, but it wasn't as though they were bringing every single one of the refugees with them. If anything, that'd be more reason to leave them at home so that they didn't die before they could get their home back. Sort of like how protective the Krogan are of fertile females in the Mass Effect universe.

[(Anonymous)]

PJ could have made one female by doing what Gary Larson would do: give her a hair bow and a pair of cats-eye glasses. Boom! Done. Female!