[ SECRET POST #2185 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2185 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #312.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[math_camel]

You have no idea how much I hope this movie sparks a wave of fantasy romance novels staring dwarves. I also hoped this for Once Upon A Time* but maybe this time!

"Your beard is longer and more decorated than my hair. You love sparkly things. You made me this super amazing belt/necklace**. You can drink an elephant under the table. I know what you are."

"Say it."

"You're a dwarf."


*I can't be the only one who thought Grumpy was hot.
**Seriously though, I'd rather have a boyfriend who can make me pretty and destructive and pretty destructive things than a boyfriend who's just pretty. Plus body hair. I shall now slink off into my corner of shame.

[dazzledfirestar]

Plus body hair. I shall now slink off into my corner of shame.

Come to the corner of shame, we have cookies and hairy men! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Not personally a fan of short hairy men, but your Twilight pastiche made me choke laughing, and hey, more variety in fantasy romances never hurts. Also, Grumpy is adorable. And I just realized I don't have a leg to stand on as far as short guys go--speaking of Once Upon a Time, Robert Carlyle is what, 5'6"? Still not a body hair fan, but whatever.

[penoftruthiness]

A+ commenting.