[ SECRET POST #2185 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2185 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #312.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever the reason, give me more. He was hot as hell. So were Fili, Thorin, and Action Armor Elrond, actually. I appreciate Peter Jackson's awareness of, and shameless pandering to, his female fanbase. (Oh, Kili's going to make out with Evangeline Lily later? I subscribe to this, Mr. Director, please take my money. All of it.)

These movies are awesome and the only time I ever found Viggo Mortenson attractive. Unf and rawr and so forth.

/shallow objectification of the dwarven race omg

[iceyred]

Finally, someone with sense! I had almost given up on this fandom. Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little shallow objectification.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you understand?!?! Tolkien's work is sacred! To have something as base as hot dwarves is sacrilege!

I'm kidding, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody thought this sincerely.

[iceyred]

Blasphemy is a special talent of fangirls.

[(Anonymous)]

These movies are awesome and the only time I ever found Viggo Mortenson attractive

Same here. I was shocked at how much different he looked as Aragorn.

[elaminator]

Yessssssssss, why can't we all just get along objectify dwarves? Is that too much to ask? D:

[wldcatsprstr_14]

This.

Gimme all them sexy Dwarves. The Elves are pretty but I love me a rugged type. Thorin Oakenshield? YES PLEASE. UNF.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, thank you, this.

Also hot elf king. I don't even care if he's riding a moose. Bring on more of that.

[(Anonymous)]

Action Armor Elrond.
Yesssss.

[math_camel]

You have no idea how much I hope this movie sparks a wave of fantasy romance novels staring dwarves. I also hoped this for Once Upon A Time* but maybe this time!

"Your beard is longer and more decorated than my hair. You love sparkly things. You made me this super amazing belt/necklace**. You can drink an elephant under the table. I know what you are."

"Say it."

"You're a dwarf."


*I can't be the only one who thought Grumpy was hot.
**Seriously though, I'd rather have a boyfriend who can make me pretty and destructive and pretty destructive things than a boyfriend who's just pretty. Plus body hair. I shall now slink off into my corner of shame.

[dazzledfirestar]

Plus body hair. I shall now slink off into my corner of shame.

Come to the corner of shame, we have cookies and hairy men! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Not personally a fan of short hairy men, but your Twilight pastiche made me choke laughing, and hey, more variety in fantasy romances never hurts. Also, Grumpy is adorable. And I just realized I don't have a leg to stand on as far as short guys go--speaking of Once Upon a Time, Robert Carlyle is what, 5'6"? Still not a body hair fan, but whatever.

[penoftruthiness]

A+ commenting.

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda a LOTR noob here, so this is a random question. In the books/movies, is it possible or acceptable for Dwarves and Elves to marry and give birth to children? Are there characters who are half Dwarf/Elf? or other mixes?