[ SECRET POST #2188 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2188 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 102 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Guys, I have a serious urge to watch a slashy action movie. But I sadly feel like I've watched every single one that exists... I hope you can prove me wrong!

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe not action-filmy enough, but 3.10 to Yuma? Super slashy.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[fingalsanteater]

Oh my god, yes. I forgot about that.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[fingalsanteater]

The Last Boy Scout
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266

Bulletproof
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115783/

Wait. Have you seen Hot Fuzz?

I'll think of more.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[elaminator]

I was just about to suggest Hot Fuzz. That movie is EXTREMELY slashy. Originally Nicholas was supposed to have a girlfriend, but they decided against it and gave her lines to Danny.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

I love both The Last Boy Scout and Hot Fuzz, but I haven't seen Bulletproof! Not really into Adam Sandler, but I'll give this one a try for sure. Thanks!

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Errm, Boondock Saints? Maybe? I haven't seen it.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Boondock Saints is somewhat slashy, but only if (tw)incest doesn't squick you (and the worst of it is actually in the deleted scenes reel). People do ship the boys with Rocco, but that's...erm...

On the other hand, it and its sequel are intentionally over-the-top with the violence, so if that's your thing...

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang isn't quite an action movie (though it does have action) but you should totally watch it if you haven't already.

You could also try Metal Gear Solid 4, a.k.a Metal Gear Solid: The Movie (hahaha, just kidding. Sort of) Doesn't get much gayer than Snake and Otacon living together and adopting a child.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[elaminator]

It really is practically a movie with a little gameplay here and there. (That's one of the things I love about the MGS series, but of course YMMV.) And even counting Naomi Snake and Otacon are ridiculously married. They had a lot of sweet moments in MGS4.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Not to mention the Big Boss/Ocelot subtext throughout, holy shit

Love story of the century

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Road to Eldorado! It's animated, but you can't get much slashier than that, short of having them snog and marry on-screen.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[elaminator]

...Moon child with Gackt and Hyde. I'm surprised I even remember it, but way back when I was obsessed with it because of the slashiness.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[oroburos69]

After the Sunset. Ever wanted to see Pierce Brosnan and Woody Harlson in bed together? Boom, right there. They spread sunscreen on each others backs! It's more to catch a thief than action film, but it's still fun.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

The Fast and the Furious

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Does Top Gun count?

...who am I kidding, you've probably already seen Top Gun if slash is what you're after

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[anonymouslyyours]

Bon Cop, Bad Cop!!!

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker's Repo Men
But that movie has a seriously gorey faux-sex scene between jude and the female lead that was right up my alley but a lot of people were squicked by.

Jason Statham's The Mechanic?

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

The Eagle is great if you like historical fiction. It's set somewhere around 100 AD in Roman-era Britain and focuses on the developing friendship of a Roman guy with his British slave as they travel into the wilds of what's now Scotland to uncover the mystery of Roman guy's father's disappearance. Every person I've watched it with has commented on the slashiness lol.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

Constantine. Keanu Reeves and Gavin Rossdale with their innuendos, hehehe.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[darkmanifest]

The Forsaken, the two main dudes were really slashy to me. Uh, Chronicle, and maybe Batman: Under The Red Hood (animated, and you easy enough to follow if you know the basics of Batman).

Oh, I forgot, The Doom Generation. All the actual sex is straight, but the tons of sexual tension between the two dudes is intentional.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[perfidiousfate]

Uh. District B13/Banlieue 13? It's in French, and I don't actually remember how slashy it is but most of the fic on A03 for it are slash, so.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

This Means War. The movie itself is terrible and kind of frustrating, but I honestly expected Chris Pines and Tom Hardy to just start going at it in several parts of the film. Even people I know who don't do slash and saw the film commented on the sexual tension between them, lol.

I THOUGHT OF MORE

[fingalsanteater]

Tango and Cash
Best of the Best
Best of the Best 2
Dead Heat

Not quite "action films," but pretty much any Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor film.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

War with Jason Stratham and Jet Li.

Re: Recs Wanted: Slashy Action Movies!

[(Anonymous)]

I tend to lean towards cheesy and/or trashy action films, as a general warning. These are in no particular order.

Tango and Cash. Die Hard IV. Either of The Expendables movies (so, so slashy). Star Trek 2009. 21 Jumpstreet/ Starsky and Hutch remakes for dumb (but immensely enjoyable) comedy action. Lock Up with Sly Stallone is both off the charts slashy and bad (but watchable). Welcome to the Jungle! I can't remember whether Keith Urban had more chemistry with The Rock or his in-movie sister in Doom, but I'll put it down anyway. Showdown in Little Tokyo. I've heard many slashy things about American Outlaws and Young Guns. Rambo III. Rocky III. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I can't think of a slashy Van Damme movie atm, but any one where is gets naked should be enjoyable for that alone. Sky High (I will forever stand for this kids superhero movie). First Class. Um. Sometimes I watch the other X-Men movies and pretend Wolverine and Cyclops are in love?