[ SECRET POST #2188 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2188 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[htebazytook]

1) I assume phrases like 'hard as a rock' and other oh I dunno HYPERBOLES similarly offend you?

2) If you don't like kissing with tongues that's great, but I do, so I'll probably write about it

[taisha]

1) This. I was just about to comment that it seems like metaphors, hyperbole, and other non-literal language useage is too weird for some people.

2) There are SO MANY bad kissers out there. I enjoy kissing; I enjoy tongue; but seriously, what the fuck is up with guys who drool into your mouth, or thrust their tongue in and out like they're trying to mime sex, or jam their tongue all the way in like they're really trying to play literal tonsil-hockey? NONE OF THAT IS SEXY. I'd ask where people learn this shit, but a) I don't think they learned it anywhere and that it's actually ignorance and b) I've seen all that hentai with bad, disgusting examples of tongue kissing.

[(Anonymous)]

1) This exactly. Some people just can't enjoy metaphors and that's cool, but singling out just one for realism is weird. :/

[diabolicalfiend]

But the metaphors you use create the picture of what's happening and crevices make me think of fillings and possibly recesses and that's just... unpleasant. Also makes me think a bit of Alien, but that's not strictly relevant.

Unlike OP, I cope, but it's not really sexy to me, so I have a lower mileage than you.