[ SECRET POST #2189 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2189 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[chardmonster]

OH GOD SO MANY

I mean Filli and Killi are attractive so you know they're sluts. Dwarfsluts.

A couple of the horses stood close to each other sometimes.

And did you SEE the subtext between Thorin and The Pale Orc? Somebody there definitely wanted a defiling

[chardmonster]

Galadriel is totally friendzoning Gandalf but Gandalf doesn't seem to mind

[ariakas]

I didn't think friendzoning ever happened when it came to shipping. If two characters exchange so much as a glance, they're boning.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't think friendzoning ever happened outside the heads of creepy douches with an entitlement complex, to be honest.

[ariakas]

And you'd be right.

Folks used to call it "unrequited love", but apparently that wasn't douchey or misogynistic enough for some.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Shipping:

It's not about "canon"
It's not about logic
I't's not even about physical compatibility.

It's about the FEELS! And pushing your FEELS on people who don't share your FEELS.

[ariakas]

Uh....

I....

But no seriously though, Bilbo/Gandalf? Gandalf/Elrond? My slash goggles must be broken because I got nothin.

[(Anonymous)]

Bilbo/Gollum, obviously. You think telling riddles was all they did in the dark?

[lunabee34]

LOL

Cookies for you.

[reppu]

I have actually heard someone ask after Thorin/Pale Orc fic. I fear the world if this ever comes to pass.

[(Anonymous)]

How do you think I feel, I wrote some! *still horrified with myself*

[reppu]

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...you should link me, or link me to that meme. It would make her very happy, though I would be over here a'weepin' and a'moanin' and gnashing my teeth.

[chardmonster]

I'm going to write one in which he's forced to check his Pale Orc privilege

[silverr]

"A couple of the horses stood close to each other sometimes."

I cannot stop laughing over this.

[(Anonymous)]

+1000

[thene]

I got disturbing amounts of Bilbo/Frodo from this movie, I was honestly a bit freaked :/

[ladyrogue]

BILBO X EVERYTHING!