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Who was there to ship?

Aside from maybe Bilbo/Thorin?

OH GOD SO MANY

I mean Filli and Killi are attractive so you know they're sluts. Dwarfsluts.

A couple of the horses stood close to each other sometimes.

And did you SEE the subtext between Thorin and The Pale Orc? Somebody there definitely wanted a defiling

Galadriel is totally friendzoning Gandalf but Gandalf doesn't seem to mind

I didn't think friendzoning ever happened when it came to shipping. If two characters exchange so much as a glance, they're boning.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-12-31 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

ariakas - 2012-12-31 00:15 (UTC) - Expand

cbrachyrhynchos - 2012-12-31 16:21 (UTC) - Expand

Uh....

I....

But no seriously though, Bilbo/Gandalf? Gandalf/Elrond? My slash goggles must be broken because I got nothin.

Bilbo/Gollum, obviously. You think telling riddles was all they did in the dark?

LOL

Cookies for you.

I have actually heard someone ask after Thorin/Pale Orc fic. I fear the world if this ever comes to pass.

How do you think I feel, I wrote some! *still horrified with myself*

reppu - 2012-12-31 00:32 (UTC) - Expand

I'm going to write one in which he's forced to check his Pale Orc privilege

"A couple of the horses stood close to each other sometimes."

I cannot stop laughing over this.

+1000

I got disturbing amounts of Bilbo/Frodo from this movie, I was honestly a bit freaked :/

BILBO X EVERYTHING!

Tumblr seems to have latched onto Bilbo/Thorin with a side of Fili/Kili. Personally, I ship Kili/Thorin. (Yes, the waters I'm sailing are extremely shallow.)

Was, uh, Kili the blond one? And if so, how much is passage on this particular ship? I need to know. For... reasons.

Fili is the blond one, Kili is his brother.

ariakas - 2012-12-31 00:19 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2012-12-31 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

Kili was the young, pretty, dark-haired one. But the ship seems to be tiny. More of a rowing boat, really. I've only seen a few other people who ship it. :(

ariakas - 2012-12-31 00:17 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-12-31 20:14 (UTC) - Expand

...Kili is his nephew, though, yes...?

YES! Durincest all the way!

Yes, but my give-a-fuck about that sort of stuff broke a long time ago.

There's lots of Bilbo/Thorin and Fili/Kili going around (as well as other variations of Durincest), some Fili/Bilbo/Kili, Bilbo/Bofur, and Gandalf/Galadriel. Oh and Thorin/Thranduil. Other random things because people like shipping.

(I don't ship all this, just explaining what exists.)

Well, I'll be damned. I got next to nothing out of that film, but I guess slashers gotta slash.

Gandalf/Galadriel makes a surprising amount of sense, but isn't she married?