[ SECRET POST #2191 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2191 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 048 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

For the record, I have been called a tease in real life. And a bold hussy.

My kink is spanking*. I was a little ashamed because that's really not that rare. I just didn't expect it to fly with this fandom.

Thanks for proving me wrong, Fandom! XD

*Beards are ok too. Especially if I can pull them and if he nuzzles my neck.

Re: OP here

[lunabee34]

Oooooh, spanking. :)

Who in The Hobbit do you want to be spanked the most, OP, and who does the spanking?

*chinhands*

Now I have an indelible image of Galadriel spanking the shit out of Gandalf. That is hotter than it should be. Excuse me for a mo.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I like the idea of Thorin spanking either or both of his nephews. I also think Ori needs some attention because Adam Brown is just too adorable and he's the only dwarf wearing a cardigan and OMG enough with the slingshot already, Honey.

Bofur can spank me if he wants.

Re: OP here

[lunabee34]

Ahahaahahahahaha. He *is* wearing a cardigan. That's adorbs. :)

I can see a fic where Fili and Kili both act out, hoping for Uncle Thorin to discipline them as they one-up each other in mischief. That would be a pretty cute fic premise, actually. *muses*

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

The world needs more adorable little dwarfs wearing cardigans. I kind of imagine Dori would be the one to handle the discipline.

Fili and Kili probably got in a lot of trouble together when they were chilluns. A lot of the stories take place after they lost the ponies.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Aaaand the kink meme is that way
http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/
Thank you very much and hoping to see you there (if you aren't already).

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Bless you, Anon. May the universe shower you with blessings and cookies.

Re: OP here

[lunabee34]

I don't think I've ever been to any kinkmemes. Like at all. I am a kinkmeme virgin, Nonny. It's true.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Tips from a kinkmeme expert.
-Only read completed works. There is nothing worse than getting into a story and it never being finished. A part of you dies.
-Read warnings carefully
-Don't expect the best spelling or grammar. Most of kinkmeme posters are writing quickly and without betas. Sometimes (but not always) if you can get past the bad spelling/grammar the plot can be awesome

Re: OP here

[lunabee34]

Ooooh, thanks for the advice. :)

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Just posted my request. Hope I did it right.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

And even with beta readers, things still get missed.

Re: OP here

[velvet_mace]

I want all the dwarves to spank Bilbo, while he squeals and squirms. For his own good, mind you. Toughen that nipper up.

Re: OP here

[lunabee34]

He won't be worried about a lack of hankies after that, now will he? LOL

Re: OP here

[velvet_mace]

No indeed! I imagine much less complaining.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP: But for me it is any of the dwarfs spanking Bilbo. It appeals to my sizekink as well.

Re: OP here

[elaminator]

I'd read that. Especially if it's Thorin because he seems the type.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP: I would totally read that fic too. I'm surprised there's pretty much no "Thorin spanking Bilbo" fics at all. Or I just suck at finding them. That may be because I don't like overly sexual things and don't read fics which sound too smutty so I might have missed some =P.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, the British Vice.