fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2194 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2194 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Hobbit]

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[Good Omens / Girls Next Door]

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[The Hobbit, Thorin Oakenshield]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

07. [SPOILERS for Wreck-it Ralph]
http://www.abload.de/img/974137-king_candywrecfbk7z.png
[linked because porn, illustrated]

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08. [SPOILERS for The Office]

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09. [SPOILERS for Monsters, Inc.]

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10. [SPOILERS for The Hobbit]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

11. [WARNING for incest]

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12. [WARNING for suicide]

[One Direction]

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13. [WARNING for shotacon]

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14. [WARNING for sexual harassment?]

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15. [WARNING for depression, suicide]

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04. http://i.imgur.com/VxMGd.png

This secret made me giggle. I hope you get your chance, OP. Thank you for breaking up the never-ending Hobbit-related angst.

You'll need to try a different charm to be lucky enough to get the chance to rub his head.

lol I hope you get your chance, OP!

This amuses me, although bald heads creep me out :(

OP YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YES

It is, OP. It is.

Thanks for the laugh, OP.

You could probably ask Ian McKellen...I bet he's tried it.

Is Patrick Stewart gay? Because if he is, he and Ian would be the most fantastic couple out there. I think the world would implode from fabulous awesomeness.

nope, but they're tight anywaysies -

http://ambitiouspants.tumblr.com/post/39567554336/x

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visp - 2013-01-05 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

elaminator - 2013-01-05 00:38 (UTC) - Expand

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citrinesunset - 2013-01-05 04:22 (UTC) - Expand

Nope, but they are adorable together! <3

Skip to 4.50: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV2hKEJAEZE

visp - 2013-01-06 21:55 (UTC) - Expand

There are other parts of him I'd also like to rub. Just sayin. He's one sexy sexy man!!! Or he could just talk to me. That'd be fine too!!!

You have good taste in your good luck charms!!

I always imagine that bald heads would feel kind of oily. Maybe because I tend to get an oily scalp (under my hair, though it makes my hair greasy if I don't wash it enough or wash it too much). I also read somewhere that those sphynx cats can be oily because they have no hair to trap the oil and that they can even leave oil marks on furniture if you don't clean them off regularly. So maybe the same thing happens with bald people?

Anyway, for that reason, I'm kind of grossed out at the idea of touching a bald head.

Bald people can keep their scalp way cleaner than non-bald people though.

FWIW, my husband is quite bald and I never noticed his naked scalp being particularly oily (though what's left of his hair does get pretty oily).

If you get your chance, you should get back to us and let us know the outcome. For science.

I have often thought about rubbing his head, but never to see if it's lucky. New thing to think about when rewatching TNG, I guess :)

Everybody knows it's lucky.

I always think these "I want to [insert ridiculous act]" secrets are stupid as fuck, but since case is letting them through maybe I'll post some of mine. At least mine are more sexually creative.

Poor baby, bored with everybody else's vanilla musings. Go read some 50 shades, you'll feel better.

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"Luck"? You think mere luck will come from rubbing the Bald of Awesome? My friend, you cast your hopes too low. I fully expect dancing unicorns to appear in a field of wild roses and serenade me if I ever get a chance to touch that head.

LATINA UNICORNIA???

Resistance is futile, OP. LOL

Picard is not my favorite captain, but he was the captain of my childhood, and his sexy-ass bald head will always have a special place in my heart.

I get this urge pretty much every time I see a bald head on someone.