[ SECRET POST #2197 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2197 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fingalsanteater]

The sexiness of the the Goblin King should have made up for the all the other disgusting parts, yeah? He was a pretty hot CGI rendering.



(I have a thing for pendulous face fat. )

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god when I was watching it I actually had to comment on how the Goblin King was kind of cute. XD

[fingalsanteater]

You're kidding.

[(Anonymous)]

He had very expressive eyes!

[(Anonymous)]

I... kind of agree. The lower half of his face plus his body were gross, but his eyes? A bit cute.

[fingalsanteater]

I actually kind of agree with this. Cut away everything except his eyes!

[(Anonymous)]

That was the grossest thing in the movie to me, I couldn't concentrate on what was going on just looking at that swinging mass of skin/flesh.

[(Anonymous)]

HDU, the poor troll clearly had a hypothyroid issue and here you are mocking his goiter.

[(Anonymous)]

lolol

[(Anonymous)]

THIS! I was thinking the whole time how much that guy needs to see an endocrinologist.

[lunabee34]

What a glorious waddle it was.

[fingalsanteater]

I just thought of What's-his-Face from 'Ally McBeal' saying that. The dude who had a thing for waddles. That was a weird show that I haven't thought of in a while.

[lunabee34]

Oh, man. I haven't thought about that show in years either and I used to watch religiously. And what's funny when I think about it is that RDJ didn't even ping my radar. I was all, OMG Bon Jovi is so hot. LOL *headdesk* That should probably have gone anon in a secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Wattle. :)

"A wattle is a fleshy dewlap or caruncle hanging from various parts of the head or neck in several groups of birds, goats and other animals. In some birds the caruncle is erectile tissue."

[lunabee34]

That wattle's so big it could waddle away? Yeah? Yeah?

LOL

:)

[fingalsanteater]

Eh. We both misspelled it. Damn homophones.

[(Anonymous)]

Damn it, I thought you said 'homophobes' and got confused. /o\

[greenvelvetcake]

The jiggling jowls were almost... hypnotic.

I'm sure underneath all that blubber, he's really a charming fellow.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I saw a Goblin King/Azog fill on the kink meme that resembled that remark...

[fingalsanteater]

... do want. In a sick, "I've got to read this" kind of way.

Link?

[(Anonymous)]

Forget the Goblin, I want his puppy to ride on!
I seriously thought the wargs were adorable. So fluffy and beasty!

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it kinda looked like a cross between fat and a tumour.

Also, I'm sure I knew his voice actor from somewhere. I need to look that up.

[fingalsanteater]

You may also know his voice actor as Dame Edna.

[(Anonymous)]

See, I was sat in the cinema going (in my head) "That's not the Goblin King! Jareth would NEVER let himself go like that."