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[ SECRET POST #2204 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2204 ⌋

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I know there are some other people here that are not fic writers, but think up awesome stories. I think up stories as I fall asleep. I usually create elaborate cliched, indulgent stories with the weirdest pairings and scenarios. What are some of everyone's weirdest pairing/scenario?

Castiel/Loki (from Avengers). I have a whole 'thing' for them. I just think it would be hilarious. Loki would be trolling everyone while Castiel just -_- all the time. But neither of them will be able to understand Tony or Dean's references. Or when I am feeling less cracky, both understand what it is like to be betrayed by their family (or how to deal with annoying brothers).

Gabriel introduced Castiel and Loki to each other because Gabriel had been using Loki's identity on Earth (with Loki's blessings as long as he trolls everyone). And Gabriel knew his baby bro needed someone who could get Cas to loosen up and Loki needed someone who could be a steadying presence in his life.

Dean and Tony would be BFFs. Listening to rock music and building stuff. Sam and Bruce would just be nerding it up together (while complaining about their loud brother/friend). Thor would be all upset that his brother has hooked up with a celestial being.

And the above is why it takes me an hours to sleep.

Crap. I want to write this. CRAP.

Do it.

DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Re: Your Indulgent Ridiculous Head Canons

kaijinscendre - 2013-01-15 01:15 (UTC) - Expand

And to think, this is just scratching the surface of the glacier that is my Castiel/Loki headcanon.

I would read that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikErF9yjrcE

I want fiiiiiiiiiiic.

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tabaqui - 2013-01-15 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

The Pokémon BW2 secret reminded me of an old headcanon that the protagonists of Pokémon BW2 are robot clones of the protagonist from BW.

All elves, male and female, have facial hair that they make sure to get rid of just to be different from dwarves.

Oh god, I love this.

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lunabee34 - 2013-01-15 02:55 (UTC) - Expand

Hah, I do write fic, but in the space before I fall asleep I also come up with elaborate and incredibly cliche stories that I would never, ever write. But I enjoy the fuck out of them.

At least you can write a bit! I can't write so all my things just roll around inside my head.

While watching the Golden Globes last night, as Tarantino took the stage, all I could think was how in profile, he reminded me an awful lot of Rodney McKay. And then he started talking about how awesome he is and reminded me of Rodney McKay to an even greater degree. I am sorta contemplating writing a ficlet about this, but IDK what it would be about other than: Look look! Relatedness is happening! LOL

OMG THIS WENT THROUGH MY MIND TOO.

Re: Rodney McKay is Quentin Tarantino's long-lost brother, cousin, something

lunabee34 - 2013-01-15 20:47 (UTC) - Expand

SPOILERS FOR K

Before K ended, I had this theory that the only way to destroy a Sword was to have all the auras of all the clans be in one person who was then killed, and then the weapon used to kill them could destroy a sword. :)

...no, I don't know where the idea came from. But K fandom is a mess of things that don't make sense, so I'm in good enough company.

I have a ton of those and by the time I go to write them down, I'm already bored with them. This is why I can never finish a fic.

Benson/Porter from SVU. They never explicitly said so, but my headcanon is that they slept together in season 11's "Spooked" and that's why she was so upset that he didn't tell her the truth about the case they were working. So fast forward to season 13, and I really want to write a fic where she blackmails and/or guilt-trips him into helping her on another case (he did almost get her killed in "Spooked" after all) and then they have lots of hate-sex while she works out her anger over being abandoned by Stabler.

I will forever insist that 'impossible structures' such as Stonehenge were made by the miracles of the prophets.

Wait does that make sense from a non-Muslim perspective

It makes sense, but not the way that you think.

At the end of Sailor Moon, when we see everyone reborn in the future...

I like to think, Sailor Galaxia and the Animamates were all reborn as well and given the chance to redeem themselves. And, since they're no longer tainted by Chaos, that they protect Galaxy Cauldron so that no one else can abuse it's powers again. And that they'd eventually come and join up with Sailor Cosmos and help her defeat Sailor Chaos.

*shrugs* ...But it's Sailor Moon and Galaxia and Animamates were never all that popular and blah blah... and thus it remains unwritten.

NCIS: During one of their cases, DNA is found and surprise, there are alleles in common with Gibbs - his daughter is actually alive.

The Good Wife: Alicia finally divorces Peter and then decides to have a tempestuous relationship with Cary.

Criminal Minds: One of the team completely snaps because of the amount of trauma they’ve experienced but haven’t dealt with. And it’s not just better after a few episodes and the character isn’t just written off the show.

I have one for the Avengers & The Elder Scrolls games.

Yggdrasil is only one of the world trees connecting the realms. There are other trees, and one of them leads to Mundus/Oblivion/Aetherius.

Gunnar the Grim-Sung (Dragonborn, bard, master of Illusion, ascended mortal and daedric Champion) travels to earth to study the realm of Midgard covertly. Gets mixed up with the Avengers. Goes on epic adventures all across the many realms with his buddies Thor and Loki.

It has everything I want. Thor and Loki visiting Sovngarde? Yes! Talos and Thor comparing helmets? Yes! Cow jokes about Clavicus Vile's masque? Yes! Someone being totes cool with Loki the Lie-smith because hey he's the Champion of the Prince of Plots? Yes! Science and magic? Yes! Giants? Multiple kinds! Inter-dimensional peace treaties? Yes! Comparing Eddas? Yes!

I'm half tempted to turn it into a ridiculous self-indulgent fic, but it would have to be like 150k words long at least.

Wait, wasn't there a thread like this one yesterday?

Anyway, I still think that sometimes Mituna Captor can play the piano (yes, I'm yesterday's thread OP) but for the past few days I'm also kinda ship-teasing him with North Italy from Romaheta (the one on the right). I keep imagining this scenario where a rough street motorcyclist ends up exploring a forgotten empty old church with only a priest and a yellow pegasus pony inside, ending with the motorcyclist falling helplessly and possessively in love with the priest (and treats the pegasus pony like a daughter). You can guess which characters go where. I don't even know how to write something like this... *headdesk*

Edited 2013-01-15 07:36 (UTC)

Clive is actually Luke's cousin (his biological mother was Clark's older sister). This started when I read the "Clive is actually Luke's brother" prompt and realized that Clark was only 14 when Clive was born (assuming he is 10 years older than Luke; he can't be that much older or younger). 14-year-olds getting their girlfriends pregnant = DNW.

Janice is a lesbian and was in a relationship with Melina. Post-movie she gets together with Naiya. (Sadly, all the fandom wants to write in terms of f/f is Emmy/Claire. Okay, there's one Janice/Melina fic and an Arianna/Flora one, but that's about it.)

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