[ SECRET POST #2204 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2204 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 091 secrets from Secret Submission Post #315.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: makingexcuses

[chardmonster]

I think you are the sexiest viking, for what it's worth.

Re: makingexcuses

[making_excuses]

*puts on Viking helmet*

Thank you!

Re: makingexcuses

[chardmonster]

UNF

HOLD UP THIS JAR OF LUTEFISK PLEASE

Re: makingexcuses

[making_excuses]

Jar of lutefisk? JAR OF LUTEFISK? SERIOUSLY? A JAR OF FISH? HOW IS THAT EVEN DONE? I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE!

Re: makingexcuses

[chardmonster]

SHUT UP THAT IS THE PRESERVED FISH DISH OF YOUR PEOPLE

IT'S FULL OF LYEEEEE

JUST HOLD THE DAMN JAR AND EXPLAIN YOUR OIL INDUSTRY TO ME

Re: makingexcuses

[making_excuses]

IT IS AN AWESOME FISH DISH THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH AND IT IS SERVED WITH BACON!

*HOLDS JAR*

WELL YOU SEE DEAR CHARD, IN THE 60s SOME SMART PEOPLE FOUND OIL IN THE SEA THAT BELONGS TO NORWAY, WE CALLED UP SOME MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE TO HELP US GET IT UP.

AND TODAY WE GOT A OIL FUND OR MORE CORRECTLY IT IS CALLED THE PENSION FUND WORTH 654 BILLION US!DOLLARS. THIS IS BECAUSE WE SELL OUR OIL TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AND UNLIKE SAUDI ARABIA WE DON'T SPEND A LOT OF IT, EXCEPT TO BY STOCKS.

OFF COURSE WE WORRY WE WILL RUN OUT OF OIL IN THE NEAR FUTURE, WHICH MEANS WE KEEP TRYING TO FIND OIL IN MORE AND MORE PLACES ALONG THE NORWEGIAN COAST. WHICH MAKES THE ENVIRONMENT PEOPLE ANGRY AND SO ON.

YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

OH GOD YES

OKAY

NOW I NEED YOU TO HOLD THIS.PLEASE, IN YOUR OTHER HAND



AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SWEDEN

Re: YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

ALSO DID YOU KNOW I AM ARABIC

WE CAN GET ON YOUR "OIL RIG" AND I CAN TEACH YOU TO "DRILL"

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

REALLY? AWESOME! I AM GETTING READY AS I TYPE!

Re: YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

I HAVE A HARD HAT!

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

WELL I GOT THIS:
.

Re: YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

...well

I'M OKAY WITH THAT

Re: YESSSSSSS

[insanenoodlyguy]

GODDAMIT STOP LETTING HER DO THS. SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS.

STUPID ARAB DRILL BIT WORKS EVERY TIME.

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR DATING ETHNIC.

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

SHE IS MINE NOW! MOHAHA

Re: YESSSSSSS

[(Anonymous)]

I am a bad person but now this is your & noodly's song. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/mclars/mybiochemicalromance.html

Re: YESSSSSSS

[(Anonymous)]

LOL!

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

*HOLDS JAR AND ADORABLE TROLLS*

WHERE TO START? EVERYONE KNOWS SWEDES MUST BE THE STUPIDEST NATIONALITY ON EARTH, MAYBE EVEN STUPIDER THAN AMERICANS... THEY MAKE BAD PORN AND THEY GAVE US INDEPENDENCE INSTEAD OF KEEPING US, AND GETTING ALL OUR OIL MONEY.

THEY ALSO FIGURED OUT THAT THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS SOMETHING THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT SO WE GOT THAT. THEY KEPT THE OTHER NOBEL PRICES FOR THEMSELVES.

THEY ARE A POORER, STUPIDER, SHORTER AND LESS AWESOME VERSION OF NORWEGIANS. HECK EVEN THEIR VIKINGS SUCKED, WHILE US NORWEGIAN VIKINGS WHERE BUSY TAKING OVER PARTS OF BRITAIN THEY TRADED STUFF WITH RUSSIANS...

AND OFF COURSE WE ALWAYS BEAT THEM IN SKIING! THE BEST THING YOU CAN EVER LISTEN TO IS SWEDISH TELEVISION PRESENTERS WHEN WE BEAT THEM AT SKIING AGAIN! THEY ARE EVEN TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT THEY WILL NEVER EVER BEAT US AT SKIING, BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND WE ARE MADE OF WIN!

I could go on forever actually, but it is getting late, and most of it will get into "only Scandinavians will understand what I am talking about" territory.

Re: YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

YES

WHISK ME AWAY TO YOUR SKIING LODGE! I WILL FORSAKE ALL SWEDES FOR YOU~

ALSO I'M SURE YOUR METAL IS BETTER

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

OUR METAL IS THE BEST! ALSO OUR MAP!

https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/2012/02/09/norway-presents-flagception-fixed/

EDIT: that picture got randomly huge:

Re: YESSSSSSS

[chardmonster]

I AM SO DAMN DISAPPOINTED IN FINLAND RIGHT NOW

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

OH BUT WHY?

Re: YESSSSSSS

[agentcthulhu]

Dude, this is hilarious.

Re: YESSSSSSS

[(Anonymous)]

most of it will get into "only Scandinavians will understand what I am talking about" territory.

*fellow Scandinavian is amused and curious to hear more*

Re: YESSSSSSS

[making_excuses]

Oh are you now? must not write: what flavour are you Which country?

You want me to talk about Swedes? I don't want to offend anyone, and really it will sound pretty mean. Mostly because as you know us Scandinavians tend to be pretty mean to each other*...

*or is that just a Norwegian way of doing stuff?

Re: YESSSSSSS

[(Anonymous)]

Hah! I'm kind of suggary? Since I'm a Danish (worst joke ever, I'm sorry) - but uh yeah, I'm from Denmark :)

Heh, I'm mostly just curious what other Scandinavians are saying about each other. Mean or otherwise.

* It's the Danish way as well. Well, at least mostly towards the Swedes, we seem to be fonder of you guys. I think perhaps because Norwegian is to understand, from our perspective? Either that, or all that warfare between Denmark and Sweden back in the day.