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I have an account on an online dating site, and some dude with no pic messaged me asking if he could ask me a "really weird question." I said yes, and he asked me if I had ever kicked a guy in the testicles. Apparently - according to him - girls really like to go around kicking men in the balls and think it's the funniest thing ever and he wanted to know why.

I'm thinking it's someone with a fetish, but still. Odd.

(FWIW, I have never kicked a guy in the balls, but I did hit one with a pole once. It was sort of an accident - I meant to hit him, but wasn't deliberately going for his crotch)

That guy was probably either a troll or a jerk. I've never known anyone who did that for fun.

He sounds like a guy who doesn't know any women.

the noise that just came out of my face

I dunno. I have absolutely no clue what getting kicked in the balls feels like, because I don't have balls, so I can fantasize and pretend that the feeling is some nonexistent Perfect Unspeakable Otherworldly Epitome of Pure Agony and feel powerful about the idea that I can inflict that hypothetical pain on a guy just by simply kicking him in the nads, even though that fantasy is total bollocks (pun intended). It's...an Achilles heel factor? Almost all guys in existence are stronger and tougher than me in basically every way, except their balls, so it's a bizarrely comforting thing to think about.

I have been kicked/struck inadvertently square in the lady-bits before, and while it's not exactly comparable, I would think it was similar, being that many of the parts are analogous to one another. Anyway it was a blindingly painful experience, and if that's only a fraction of what men feel, no wonder they hate it so much.

another girl who has been kicked there: agreed. I have to assume it's nowhere near as terrible as being kicked in the balls, but it does hurt and it can also cause serious physical damage. (idk what kind of consequences being kicked in the testicles there are, but I will also have to assume that they exist too)

I wish women would want to kick me in the balls. Where does that guy live that he's so lucky?

Ha! Physical assault is hilarious.

Actually, I used to know a girl who did consider it hilarious and "cute" when she did it. She was not a good person.

I knew a girl like this, too!

She wound up kicking a guy I knew in the balls so hard that one of them lodged up into his body somehow. He wasn't keen on telling me the details, but "surgical extraction" was necessary.

Before you feel too sorry for him, though, I think he probably took it better than most; he had a tendency to staple his own hand and stuff like that for kicks.

One time I was taking a class in kendo and I accidentally hit the teacher in the balls with the shinai.

Anyway, I don't know anyone who enjoys kicking men in the balls. I know a lot of girls who JOKE about kicking men in the balls, but no one who actually does on a regular basis. Maybe that person heard girls joking about it or expressing anger by saying they wanted to, and took it too seriously. Or maybe he's just an idiot.

I am like a newborn gazelle, grace-wise, so unfortunately I have hit my bf in the junk a few too many times. It's kind of funny in an, "Oh, man, I did it AGAIN!" way, but otherwise, no. I just feel bad for the guy.

It's a kink. It even appeared in a Dan Savage column fairly recently. He's just fishing for people who will indulge him on it.

Huh, I always thought it was the guys who laughed the most at nutshots.

Anyway, I've never kicked anyone in the balls but if I did it'd be in self defense or something, so I'd probably be too freaked out to enjoy it. Maybe I'd savor the memory later.

I have this fetish, but not in the sense of causing it. I like seeing guys fall to their knees and then the ground, clutching their cash and prizes in pain, from something simple like a basketball to the groin.

I like the sensation of strong men being so vulnerable, I guess.

ETA: I again, do NOT like doing this myself to men, just want to reiterate. I usually watch the Jackass movies for this, because they purposely do this to themselves. Aaaaand I guess that's where I found my love for it in the first place... (ball to testicles montage did me in).

Edited 2013-01-23 05:42 (UTC)

clutching their cash and prizes in pain

Thank you for opening my eyes to this glorious euphemism. I lol'd IRL. Will use constantly from now on <3

He sounds very young. Or he's had some unlucky encounters with women.

I've never kicked a guy in the balls. Shins, yet; nuts, no.

What a bizarre question lol. I think that'd just creep me out from the get-go.

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