[ SECRET POST #2218 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2218 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 079 secrets from Secret Submission Post #317.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/CGbJJ2n.jpg?5

[(Anonymous)]

I am really confused as to why you're judging someone based on how photogenic their babies are. The other stuff, fair enough- but babies?
Ugly babies are the cutest anyway :D

[(Anonymous)]

Meh, all babies look like gnomes anyway. Ugly little belly gnomes. Puberty's the real deciding factor at the end of the day.

[(Anonymous)]

So true.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it was a character in Good Omens who thought all newborns looked like Winston Churchill.

[toshi_hakari]

Not my mom, she was the prettiest baby ever.

A song for you, OP

[greenvelvetcake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3zpT502CEs

But yes, that's judgmental in a really petty way.

[insanenoodlyguy]

I have no idea who the fuck this is. But that kid looks cute to me.

You are probably a RPS or something similar and I reccomend you take up a worthwhile pursuit. Like huffing glue.

[visp]

What's an RPS?

[terabient]

who are these people?

I really hope I'm not the first one to recognize that this is Kourtney Kardashian.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear god, tell me I'm projecting and I didn't recognize them from this blurry-ass picture.

Re: I really hope I'm not the first one to recognize that this is Kourtney Kardashian.

[visp]

Well, I was wondering, but the combination of that Armenia/Kazakh/Caspian Sea-esque sort of look and the mention of her sisters made me think "well, maybe it's a Kardashian." But no, other than 'not-Kim' I couldn't tell you which she is.

Re: I really hope I'm not the first one to recognize that this is Kourtney Kardashian.

[elaminator]

Ooo, alright. I know jack shit about her and her sisters other than they're famous, but they are famous, so it's not all that odd that you'd recognize her.

Re: I really hope I'm not the first one to recognize that this is Kourtney Kardashian.

[queerwolf]

I can only recognize Kim half the time, so sorry, I had no idea who the hell this was.

Re: I really hope I'm not the first one to recognize that this is Kourtney Kardashian.

[(Anonymous)]

I though it was Charisma Carpenter at first.

[elaminator]

Firstly: who is this?

Secondly: this picture is blurry. You can barely tell what the baby looks like.

Thirdly: not all babies are 'omg, drop dead gorgeous' and it's not the end of the world. Who cares?

And if she wants babies, let her have babies.

[visp]

Most all babies are ugly. Deal.

[anonymouslyyours]

Granted everything I know about them comes from tumblr .gifs and being in the room when my mom went through her reality show phase but I always thought their relationship was kind of cute?

[fingalsanteater]

This is why I approve of eugenics.

Eugenics: Stops ugly babies before sperm meets egg!

[velvet_mace]

NGL, secrets like this make me really cringe. These people aren't dolls, they have no say in how pretty their kids turn out, and if they have relationship problems, well, that just makes them human beings.

[(Anonymous)]

wow.

you're awful.

[(Anonymous)]

People like Kourtney better than Khloe? wtf

[htebazytook]

HOW DAAAARE YOU MASON IS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ANGEL!

Seriously though how the fuck did that cheerful little bundle of joy come from those two?

[(Anonymous)]

"At least they don't confuse boyfriends for sperm donors"

Err, people have no say in what genes will turn out to be the dominant ones. That sort of thinking belongs a few hundred years ago when women used to be beheaded because they couldn't force themselves to give birth to sons.

She could have a handsome boyfriend and their babies could still be fugly.

PS: stop spending so much time on ONDT

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, I'm sorry, OP! but did you just call a baby ugly?

-pulls out flamethrower-

FACE MY RAGE