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⌈ Secret Post #2222 ⌋

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16. [SPOILERS for Celeste & Jesse Forever]

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19. [WARNING for incest]

[A Tale of Two Sisters]

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It's dead easy: read the porn they write. If it's actually readable then they're probably trans.

moron.

When was the last time you read decent porn written by anyone MAAB?

Fairly recently, actually. Though he's gay, so maybe you make up other rules for that, too.

lol so butthurt on behalf of cis dudes

Anyone Who Defends Anyone is Butthurt. Defense of People is not Allowed on teh Interwebs.

Defending the dominant group against the dreaded charge of not being able to write porn very well is sort of butthurt, yes.

And even if it isn't, it's still amusing.

LOL, who's butthurt? It's hilarious that you consider the fact that I wank to porn made by guys as "defending" or some major statement.

I like porn. Some men are good at it. Some men suck at it. Much like women.

You don't have magical porn-writing skill just because you were born with ovaries.

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Generalizations tend to be both false and inflammatory, regardless whether they're applied to a dominant group or not. Furthermore, the implication that it's okay to malign individuals belonging to a dominant group, and that it's a sign of being "butthurt" for one to defend such individuals, is a bit problematic. Either distinctions between people don't matter, or they do.

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lol butthurt tranz

also don't think nobody noticed that "maab" suddenly transmogrified into "cis dudes" in your dumb line of reasoning, asshole

+1

My favorite writer of M/F fanfic (which is hot) is a gay man, MAAB.

And we've met IRL, so I can verify.

very recently

My cisgender, 1-on-the-Kinsey-scale boyfriend writes pretty awesome porn, actually. And, yeah, I'm biased, but I also know how to tell "things I love" from "things other people might love".

I wish I could post a link or something, but he doesn't publish it online... sorry about that >_>

Oh, also, Neil Gaiman.

(Neil Gaiman is the answer to everythiiiing)

He writes porn? ~~Where can I find it?~~

There is a substantial amount of sex scenes in American Gods, and a good chunk of Smoke & Mirrors contains porny short stories.

(Disclaimer: some of those are horrosr-ish stories, and so, they have real good porn in them, but they're also kinda scary/disturbing.)

Oh, and Stardust has a very nice sex scene at the beginning, though it's not super long or detailed, so I don't know whether it counts as porn.

Same. My boyfriend is white, straight, cisgendered, and American, and he writes better porn than I've seen almost anywhere on the Internet.

Oh god I loled.

Because it's kind of true.

Really? It's the opposite in my fandom. The bio guys write really good porn. They are all gay, though.

MMM DESCRIPTIONS OF BIG VEINY COCKS I LOVE IT

hardly, anon
they sound like any other ficwriter

lol, this truth though.

as a trans guy in fandom this secret pissed me off but this reply made me smile

ty anon

That's funny! I find the best porn is usually written by cismen. I think it's because they don't seem to feel this pressure to make it OMG ARTISTIC and FEELINGSY, so they can just focus on all the filthy, visual details that I personally find attractive.
I'm a bisexual ciswoman, btw.