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⌈ Secret Post #2222 ⌋
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[A Tale of Two Sisters]
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YESSiREE
So who's in this here Troll Posse? There's Ol' Noodly, Madame Fingal the lady of ill repute and otter wrangler, Miss Chard the schoolmarm (she's all edjamacated), Doctor Nurse Joy Medicine Woman, and Colonel Childings, Grand Wizard of Indiana! 'course there's a few else like Ma Greencake and Doc Poison and that exotic Norwegian temptress and of course Mayor Casey but they're not the ones that was gettin' hollered about no siree!
Anyway I know all 'bout them all includin' those unnamed so settle back and ask me some questions bout their whacky exploits!
Whadaya wanna know, children? Ask me anythin'!
Re: YESSiREE
Ir is there like a whole town?
omg am I in it and I didn't know? :O Did I sign a form during the Fall ho-down or something and not remember?
Re: YESSiREE
S'far as I can tell Troll Posse roams 'round the outskirts of Secrettown! Now ahm not sure why they call it that seein' as everyone seems to know it's there and there's all these other Secrettowns poppin' up but however you place it it's called Secrettown! Mayor Casey's the Mayor, and whoever so happens to be Sherrif circulates on account of not triggerin' the unpopulars.
Now there is some guy named Kronos wanderin' round, but... y'don't want me to talk 'bout him. You relations?
Re: YESSiREE
I am intrigued by this fellow and your mysterious aversion to speaking of him. Got any good stories?
Also, is this Troll Posse for justice, or just for drinkin' fightin', and makin' trouble?
Re: YESSiREE
MAYBE LATER
Anyway I went and asked Ol' Noodly just that question once and he turned to me gave me this weirdo smile and said "Gotdamnit Applejack don't you know morality is a construct and we're in the postmodern age?" and then he continued pissin' on the exterior wall of the Secrettown AME Gospel Church which deeply scandalized all those nice white girls who don't attend and were thus outside to see I can tell you that!
TWITTER WAS IN A GOTDAM TIZZY
Re: YESSiREE
Noodly is indeed in habit of giving such creeper smiles, I imagine. He does have some questionab... ah, interesting, tastes. What did his missus do bout him peein on the church?
Were the white girls from out of town? I hear they got them fancy phones hooked right up to Twitter so they can broadcast public urination as it happens.
Re: YESSiREE
I got boundries, mister!
I got... mem'ries to work through!
Anyhow what's this 'bout a misses? Ol' Noodly whores around some and sleeps 'round more but s'far as I can see there's no "missus"
Re: YESSiREE
Re: YESSiREE
I all up and got me on of them projecters. I had me some movin pictures! Truth be told they wasn't all good quality like. Kinda shit. But hells bells, it'd be morein this town had seen for awhile in proper entertainments.
So I rounded up the troll posse and I shouted out to the town at the beginning of the busness day, all about my movin pictures and an open in-vitey to anybody what wanted to come see um with us. We was gonna do it down by the stream. I gots me the bright idea to call it the shitty movin pictures stream on account of that stream ain't got a name no more. It used to have a name but that fellar was caught having his way with Anonymouslyyours chickens and that poor girl done fled the town in shame. We hanged that fella and we don't have his name on nothing no more.
Well, don't yew know it now, some ornery cusses was all upset cause they was fixing to talk first or something and they was asspained something fierce, I tell you what!
Of course, I ain't no little girl so when a fellar starts yelling at me to take my post down (cause I done planted a post at the start with a sign on it), I ain't taking my post down, ahm gonna have me some fun at them fellars expense. And some of the troll posse joined in cause that's just the sorta thing the troll posse does. Shoot, that's why it was made! Some folks weren't even at me at that point. Some fluttery ladies of ill repute I may or may not have whored around with was saying I was an allright sort (On account of them wanting the D, even the fellers who weren't so much ladies but could be laid with all the same), but that the schoolmarm was a horrible sort what needed to be horsewhipped. Now just so were clear, Chard can fight her own battles, we don't got no weak sisters in the posse. And some other folks was all whining about how Colonel Childings was a racist and all. Just cuz he's the Grand Wizard, a racist! Childings loves him some white people, how can he be racist? He just don't like them upper crust new york silver spoon types, is all. But folks can't be reasoned none with sometimes.
At any rate, we got loud and roudy and people was paying more attention then they ever did otherwise just cause so many wuz a yelling and carrying on at me! Which was funny as all get out cuz they was complaining I was getting attention in the first place! Buncha idiots, haw!
But no good thing lasts furever. Mayor Case came down and he was none to pleased at all the rucuks. Said we was all being silly. Horsefeathers, I say. But the mayor ain't one to be trifled with none. One cold look and we was all frozen in place!
But yew know what? Ah's still fixing to show them movin pictures, and am doing it today! SO THERE!