[ SECRET POST #2222 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2222 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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16. [SPOILERS for Celeste & Jesse Forever]



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17. [SPOILERS for Superior Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider]



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19. [WARNING for incest]

[A Tale of Two Sisters]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #317.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[troll_posse]

Well howdy kids!



My name's Applejack and this here's the








A RIP ROARIN' HOUR OF MEANNESS AND MISERY


I get a BOY HARDY children?

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[troll_posse]

Now when I say BOY HOWDY I need you to yell it right back! Got it?

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[troll_posse]

DAMMIT WHERE IS YOU FOLKS

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry honey I have a headache tonight.

BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[troll_posse]

BOY HOWDY

Now you might be wonderin' what in tarnation this here TROLL POSSE might be. Basically one of the fellas down in Anon Holler's been all riled up on account of the hijinks afoot and me whut with havin' access to the multiverse tumblrs and nothin' much to do once apple season's over c'ept sip on some cider and feel sorry for m'self I figured I'd russle up some knowhow for the little ones!

Can I get another BOY HOWDY?

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[khronos_keeper]

I like you, you're fun. :D

Boy Howdy!

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[troll_posse]

OKAY! JUMPED THE GUN. MOVIN' THISUN ALONG

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[troll_posse]

I am waitin' on my gotdam BOY HOWDY to continue!

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[(Anonymous)]

what the hell why not

BOY HOWDY

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[khronos_keeper]

Cmooooon. Do something! Boy Howdy!:D

If you're just gonna spam boy howdy for the rest of this, I will break your kneecaps.

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[cadremage]

I've no quarrels with a proper cowperson.

Boy howdy!

Goddamn it.

[fingalsanteater]

I should have stole this username before you got it. I know it's you. That bandana does nothing to disguise you. You're supposed to tie it around your face, not your bicep.

I'll give you a reluctant boy howdy. Boy Howdy.

How's that?

Re: Goddamn it.

[cadremage]

What/who is it?

Re: Goddamn it.

[troll_posse]

YOU MEAN MY FORELEG?

BOY HOWDY MA'AM

Re: BACK ON SCHEDULE BOY HOWDY

[greenvelvetcake]

I have no idea who you are

That fact will not stop my love

BOY HOWDY

YESSiREE

[troll_posse]

That's right kids! Mah friend the uppity allicorn bit-MY FRIEND taught me all 'bout the value of active lisnin' and boy howdy am I gonna use an active lisnin' construct if I'm gonna be learnin the kids BOY HOWDY!

So who's in this here Troll Posse? There's Ol' Noodly, Madame Fingal the lady of ill repute and otter wrangler, Miss Chard the schoolmarm (she's all edjamacated), Doctor Nurse Joy Medicine Woman, and Colonel Childings, Grand Wizard of Indiana! 'course there's a few else like Ma Greencake and Doc Poison and that exotic Norwegian temptress and of course Mayor Casey but they're not the ones that was gettin' hollered about no siree!

Anyway I know all 'bout them all includin' those unnamed so settle back and ask me some questions bout their whacky exploits!

Whadaya wanna know, children? Ask me anythin'!

Re: YESSiREE

[khronos_keeper]

Hm! I'd like to hear more about the roster of this troll posse. Is that everyone?

Ir is there like a whole town?

omg am I in it and I didn't know? :O Did I sign a form during the Fall ho-down or something and not remember?

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[(Anonymous)]

Are you going to be the new Trollometer? I haven't seen him around in a while, and somebody needs to keep the trolls in line!

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[(Anonymous)]

No, see, this is a gang of trolls.

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[troll_posse]

Trollometer? That some kinda sciencey thing? Ahm not the science pony. I'm the ROOTINTOOTIN pony.

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[agentcthulhu]

Not sure what you're on about but trollometer was here today.

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[dethtoll]

i don't know who you are

but i love you

*downs shot of whiskey*

[trollometer]

What? Automatons totally drink whiskey.

Now, see here, this town ain't big enough for two gimmick accounts with the prefix troll-.

We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. Which is it going to be?

Re: *downs shot of whiskey*

[troll_posse]

DANCE OFF AT DAWN

Re: YEE HAW, CHILDREN

[riddian]

Ooh ooh! Am I late to the thread?

BOY HOWDY