[ SECRET POST #2229 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2229 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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05. http://i.imgur.com/Xs4i0UB.jpg
[sort of porny, real person]


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06. http://oi47.tinypic.com/zk216r.jpg
[sort of porny, maybe? Jennifer's Body]



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[Ripper Street]


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[Warhammer 40k]


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17. [SPOILERS for American Horror Story]



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18. [SPOILERS for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]



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19. [SPOILERS for The Office]



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20. [WARNING for rape, abuse]

[OP marked this as "no warnings" but there's bound to be triggery discussion in the thread]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #318.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[caecilia]

Sure, but people can teach themselves to think "Hey, maybe this person isn't straight. I probably shouldn't make assumptions and just get to know them as a person."

Or do what I do and just label them at random. "Straight. Gay. Has a weird and conflicting crush on her roommate. Ghost type. Openly bi, not so open about the watersports.", etc. Honestly, people who assume everyone is straight must be so boring.

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[fingalsanteater]

Everyone loves watersports, don't they? It just seems hard to believe there are people out there who don't like getting a little wet outside the shower once in a while. I don't see why loving watersports would be something you'd keep secret.

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[caecilia]

His first time was just really awkward and he doesn't want to talk about it. He'll learn to face his problems eventually. Maybe.

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[(Anonymous)]

I don't enjoy smelling like piss :(

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[fingalsanteater]

What does piss have do with anything? What kind of pools or other bodies of water do you swim in?

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[(Anonymous)]

What pools or other bodies of water don't have piss in them?

Re: "but you seem so heterosexual!"

[caecilia]

Hahaha. You win.