[ SECRET POST #2230 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2230 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Early because blizzard, not quite sure if power will last.

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 103 secrets from Secret Submission Post #319.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

12. http://i.imgur.com/uhLi1EG.png

TR SECRET WHAT

[fingalsanteater]

I never thought of that. Abraxas writes the best fic, though. I just can't see Rob writing about Katara fucking her incest created aborted fetus (I think that's what happened). I MISS TR AND ROB. Haven't read the site really since MVN fucked up the commenting system (ALL MY LIKES) and then Rob left.

Re: TR SECRET WHAT

[abrasax]

"I just can't see Rob writing about Katara fucking her incest created aborted fetus (I think that's what happened)."

i can't see him do that either. but i can see him self-pleasuring and self-loathing while reading about kakarotto's balls.

OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

I still can't get over the fact that SJWs over at io9 (where he moved to), shut down FFF because they thought it was shaming those poor writers who wrote about stuff like Dawn from Pokemon fucking a baby Teddiursa. >:( I miss sarcastic!Rob like crazy now, since his recent stuff feels so much more...PC since the SJWs got all up in his business...

Sad anon is sad. Fridays are just no fun anymore.

Re: OT BUT

[fingalsanteater]

IKR?

Whose responsible this???

*tear*

Re: OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

I will never understand what's wrong with shaming terrible fics that deserve shaming frankly.

Re: OT BUT

[abrasax]

i will not forgive io9 for that bullshit. my fridays are just not the same anymore....

Re: OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

I second this. I miss FFF something awful, strangely enough.

Re: OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, I think the problem with FFF on io9 wasn't so much SJWs as the fact that io9 is way more mainstream than TR.
This type of article on the homepage only drives up ad revenues if your audience is 1/full of total nerds and 2/expecting it. I don't think regular io9 readers were ready for the skullfucking yet.

Re: OT BUT

[insanenoodlyguy]

They still were complete pussies about it.

Re: OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

oh, they totally were.
I'm still pissed that they won't allow someone else to do FFF because it's now part of their "portfolio".

Re: OT BUT

[(Anonymous)]

io9 simply was not ready for the agony and the ecstasy that is FFF.

Re: OT BUT

[atgdng]

Seriously? Ugh, of all the shit, I just assumed he didn't want to put himself through that anymore.

Re: OT BUT

[abrasax]

yup, they even posted a mia culpa about it. and then they [REDACTED] rob.

Re: OT BUT

[kamino_neko]

They redacted him? Ouch...sounds painful.

Re: OT BUT

[blunderbuss]

I'm curious now - what is this FFF? It sounds a lot like fanfic sporking and I love that shit.

Re: OT BUT

[wandering_fox]

Topless Robot's former writer Rob Bricken's Fan Fiction Friday, where every Friday he would take the most bizarre, sick, and/or poorly written "erotic" fanfiction he could find and rip it apart, and then we'd all go drink ourselves into a stupor until Monday. I really miss it.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/search.php?tag=Fan%20Fiction&blog_id=132

[(Anonymous)]

I miss Rob too. I liked old TR because they tended to post viral vids before they got viral and so I tended to be the coolest kid on Facebook.

[abrasax]

i neither confirm no deny rumors. i do happen to enjoy it; if only to make rob bricken question his existence.

[abrasax]

also, nice banana hammock....

[deadtree]

I have no idea what's going on here and the comments are making me really glad

[abrasax]

all the better; more fff for the rest of us!

[atgdng]

Just stopping to say, damn I miss Rob. I haven't been by TR for weeks and IO9 just isn't anywhere near what I'm looking for either.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. It's not the same without the old TR, and i09 really is a poor substitute. I don't begrudge Rob his decision, but moments like this really do make me miss the old days. My days are somehow so much emptier without FFF...

[(Anonymous)]

This. i09 can have interesting stuff on it, but fuck there are too many SJWs on there too.