[ SECRET POST #2237 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2237 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 113 secrets from Secret Submission Post #319.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by secret #10.

These are my top three:

1) He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
2) "YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
3) "You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."

Are they playing with Star Trek collectible figures? XD

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

No, but that would make about as much sense as everything else that happens in that fic!

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[insanenoodlyguy]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

IT WAS DUMBLEYDORE!

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[sootyowl]

Those lines will forever be immortalized as classics XD

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

^ This one.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[intrigueing]

"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face" :D

Then there's also the genuinely good Clerks-shout-out: "Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukking students!"

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda tempted to use that in some (half-)serious fic.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[sockpants]

What insanenoodlyguy said.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" is my favorite line from anything, ever.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

And Loopin was masticating to it!

OT

[dreemyweird]

I suspect that I watched too much of this stuff, because now I'm reading my own fanfiction in the same fashion (that is, employing a ridiculous voice and envisaging all sorts of silly images). It is really unsettling. It just ruins the drama of my angsty!serious!fic.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[elaminator]

a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!

I couldn't bring myself to read the fic tbh, but I love the dramatic reading of chapter 17.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT" Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[othellia]

What noodly said and...

I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[landsealiontamer]

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle

“ARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[diet_poison]

omg horny simpletons

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

McGoggle omg

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

"Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" is always a classic.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it.


Also, this bit that just makes no sense to me:

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[al28894]

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

Yeas, that typo was actually in the fanfic. XD

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmmm. It's been a while since I read it and I'm too lazy to look it up. That first line was gold though. And Everytime she spelled it 'goffik'.

Dammit now I want to read it again. THANKS A LOT ANON. >:C

Re: Favourite lines from My Immortal?

[(Anonymous)]

"I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert."