[ SECRET POST #2238 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2238 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

Re: Today is my birthday...

[straydog733]

So a good engineer dies, and by mistake, he gets sent to hell. He feels the sweltering hear, sees the towering cliffs, and observes the abject misery of the inhabitants of hell, and decides he can make it better.

A while later, God looks down into hell and sees that it is looking a lot nicer. Air conditioning, elevators, just a lot of modern conveniences to make the experience not so bad. So he does some digging and finds out what happened and goes to confront Satan.

"Satan, you have to send that engineer to heaven. He was a good person in life, he deserves to be in heaven."
"No way, God! He has made things a lot better down here, and I am not letting him go."
"But hell has to be wretched and cruel, or how will sinners be punished?"
"I don't care, I'm keeping him, and there is nothing you can do about it."
"No, I can't take him by force, but I'll...I'll sue you for his soul!"
"Yeah, right. Where are you gonna get a lawyer?"

(My friend is an engineer and my dad is a lawyer, so that one gets pulled out a lot. Sorry your birthday sucked, and hope you feel better.)

Re: Today is my birthday...

[badass_tiger]

It took me a minute but when I got it, there were tears. That's brilliant!

Re: Today is my birthday...

[mekkio]

Oh, that was good. Thank you.

Re: Today is my birthday...

[making_excuses]

I love this!