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⌈ Secret Post #2238 ⌋

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Happy Birthday! <3

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

That's actually one of my favorite jokes of all times. You can never beat the classics. Thank you!

*groans* I've heard that one so often growing up, now it gets nothing but a 'No! Shut up!' And once I grew up and started reading the books, I started to pick at everything out-of-character with it. Now I just laugh because I hate it so much.

Classicccccccc.

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