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fandomsecrets2013-02-17 03:55 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2013-02-17 03:55 pm
[ SECRET POST #2238 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2238 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 097 secrets from Secret Submission Post #320.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Today is my birthday...
A duck walks into a bar. He declines a drink from the bartender but asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender looks at the duck like he's crazy. "No, I don't have any grapes."
The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next night, the duck goes back to the bar, and asks the bartender again, "Got any grapes?"
Again the bartender, getting annoyed, says "No, I don't have any /grapes/."
The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next night, the duck is back again, and asks again, "Got any grapes?" The bartender slams down his fist and says, "If you ask me /one more time/ if I have any grapes, I'm going to staple your bill to this bar."
The duck calmly thanks him and leaves.
The next night, the duck comes back, and the bartender braces himself. The duck asks, "Got a stapler?"
The bartender blinks at him. "Huh? No, I don't have a stapler."
The duck nods. "Alright. Got any grapes?"