[ SECRET POST #2240 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2240 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[forgottenjester]

I noticed there were more dudes here too and I was like, "Huh... that's cool." I honestly couldn't care much. Why were you afraid? All the dudes here are nice. I mean really, they won't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing.

[(Anonymous)]

lol some of them won't bite even if you are. pret sure half of them are gay. nothing wrong with that, js

[forgottenjester]

After reading what you just said I was like, "But what if the OP was duuu- Oh, yeah, no, they're a chick."

But yeah, also, some are in committed relationships so...

[(Anonymous)]

I'M GAY! :) *Flails his arms in the air* Over Heeeeere! I won't bite, but I'll cuddle if you want/will let me. lol SN: I'm extremely fortunate that my friends, both female and male are okay with the fact that I'm a cuddle-bug. Also, hetero-lady-friend boobs make the best pillows.

[(Anonymous)]

This comment makes me smile. Wasn't there a secret not too long ago about the dearth of platonic cuddling in mainstream media? (Or maybe I'm just imagining it because I wanted to make one myself.)

[(Anonymous)]

aaaaaaaaaaaand you're creepy

[(Anonymous)]

aaaaaaaaand you're weird.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, no.

You are fucking creepy.

Just because you're gay you think you can act like a any other 'nice guy' and we'll believe that you're not a danger?

I hope the women around you irl have brains enough to avoid you like the creeper you are.

[(Anonymous)]

1) You don't know me. 2) Cuddling with people ~can~ be completely platonic, without any sexualized connotations [if you've sexualized every instance of another person being physically close to you for an extended period of time, in your own life... you've definitely got some personal issues you need to sort out for yourself]. 3) All my friends, regardless of gender, cuddle right back; I'm not the only cuddler in my circle of friends. 4) Was it the use of the words "lady-friend boobs" that bothered you most? I'll wager it was. NewsFlash: Firm man-friend pecs make equally wonderful pillows; both ways round'. Like I'v stated, equal opportunity cuddles all around. 5) It's not my problem if you've got obvious intimacy issues. 6) "*We'll* believe..." sooooo, you speak for every woman on the planet then, huh? 7) I'd bet that the men in your life, regardless of orientation, use their brains to avoid you, and your extreme overreactions to basic human interaction & platonic intimacy... like the plague. 8) Lastly... IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

[(Anonymous)]

da
dude

Your utter enthusiasm to snuggle with ladies is creepy. Being gay doesn't get you a pass on it. Instead of aggressively insinuating other anon must have something wrong with them, how about you look at YOUR behaviour and go "why do eople perceive my over familiarity as creepy"

Wanting to cuddle and snuggle with not-close-friends is NOT a basic human interaction and the overly enthusiastic way you 'flail your arms' makes. you. creepy.

You can have all the best intentions and platonic feelings in the world, but you're ACTING like a creepy guy and when girls tell you that, even online, you need to shut up and accept that you're ACTING CREEPY and need to REASSESS personal boundaries.

So instead of being defensive over being called out on your creepy behaviour, shut the fuck up and stop with it.

You fucking creep.

and YES, IT IS ABOUT YOU. 'cause you're being a CREEPY FUCK

[(Anonymous)]

You are a VACUOUS FUCK.

1) I never said being gay got me any kind of pass. 2) ~NO ONE~ I know IRL, perceives my enjoyment of cuddling (or "over familiarity " as you call it) as creepy. I only cuddle with my friends who're just as cuddly as I am.

3) Use your brain, I'm not *actually* going to literally cuddle with anyone through a fracking computer screen on the interwebz.

4) Typing out the words "*Flails his arms in the air* Over Heeeeere!" had ~nothing~ to do with: 'Wanting to cuddle and snuggle with not-close-friends'. Duh. It had to do with anaon before me typing: "... lol some of them won't bite even if you are. pret sure half of them are gay. nothing wrong with that, js". Which, is when/why I typed "- *Flails his arms in the air* Over Heeeeere!- I won't bite, but I'll cuddle if you want/will let me". As a way of signaling: Read what I just typed here. Uh... Duh.

4) Again... this is NOT ABOUT YOU (BTW, Please, for the love of... use some reading comprehension. PLEASE). Alright? I'm never going to meet your CREEPY-WHINY self in the real world, so stop trying to make this about you. *It's. Not. About You.* Or, any other random anon with [yup! I'll say it again], clear intimacy issues, they've decided to project onto an anonymous presence on teh interwebz, they will never meet IRL. You need to, and I'm gonna quote you a bit here: "...shut up and accept that you're (OVERRE)ACTING CREEPY[WHINY] and need to REASSESS [your perception of reality; and social interaction for that matter]."

5) I said, I don't just cuddle with "the ladies", I cuddle with my guy friends as well, and they all cuddle right back.

So instead of overreacting & being defensive about something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, and your ridiculous over-simplifications; take your own advice... "shut the fuck up and stop with it."

You fucking sad-sack

and GET OVER YOURSELF. 'cause you're being a VACUOUS PATHETIC BORE.

[(Anonymous)]

wow you didn't read shit, so not only are you extremely creepy you're stupid as well

Here let me make it simple for you, you dumb fuck

It's not about me. I fucking SAID that. You tl;dr rant is utterly pointless since you clearly can't comprehend shit.

-because it's about you
-the way you're acting is creepy
-you're being a typical guy defending his right to be creepy
-you're being creepy
-trying to make this simple for you because you're a fucking idiot
-you skipped from 1 to 2 but i'm guessing it's the same ~but my real life friends are ok~ we're not talking about your real life friends you trumped up faggot. we're talking about your flailing invitation online for people to hug you, if only textually.
-CREEPY
-SO FUCKING CREEPY
-almost edward cullen levels of creepy minus death
-you signalled that you're a gay guy on FS (oh so ~special~ a gay guy oooh special snowfalek) who likes to hug and inviting people to hug you. CREEPY. CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY obviously you don't get it 'cause you're a fucking guy but that attitude is creepy, especially when a penis is attached
-try pretending you don't have a penis and realise your actions are creepy

and here, let me point it out again. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME or my life experiences or other anon's experiences (which you immediately attacked so wow you're a special snowflake douchebag who's first reaction being called creepy is to insult other anon and make judgment calls)

It has EVERYTHING to do with you being creepier and CREEPIER with every post you defend your FUCKING CREEPY attitude

the problem here is you
you're a fucking creepy man
and you need to realise your comment was fucking creepy

so again, sit down, shut the fuck up and stop being a creepy fuck who's angry for being called out as a creepy fuck

you fucking creepy fuck

and you bet your ass if you pull more creepy comments on FS and I see them, I will jump down your throat because anons on here don't deserve to be insulted and accused of having problems because they object to YOUR creepy behaviour.

other!anon, the dude's a creepy fuck. ignore him and his ~special~ ~snowflake~ ~gay~ ~cuddles~ ~~~~ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

[(Anonymous)]

Now, THIS, is why I come to F!S, and read through the comment threads. You're both insane, and frankly PATHETIC. Thanks for the laughs. Shine on you crazy-cuckoo-bananas anons you. Shine on. Also, gay male anon, or ~are~ u?, and, I'm assuming, straight female anon, or ~are~ u? Chill the fuck out while you roll with your crazy. LOL. "Why can't weeee be friends? Why can't weeee be friends. Why can't WE be friends?..." Sing it with me now! lol.
SN: One of you, please get upset and respond to this. I want to get into the ring Ding-Ding! And laugh at you people some more. (Or, is my very own reading comprehension way off, and you're not both actually wasting what little lives you have, to argue on the computer?) This, is why I lurk and stay the fuck out of fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

"...you trumped up faggot."

Why, Azealia Banks, is that you?!?!? Had no idea you frequented fandom secrets.

Way to shoot down any and all significance your words my have had. Homophobic loser. Yes, excessive cuddling on dude's part seems a bit much, and bot of you blowing thing wide open, but still... all this "snowflake faggot" nonsense. SMH at your homophobic ass.