[ SECRET POST #2240 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2240 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 060 secrets from Secret Submission Post #320.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 - trolls that were a little too obvious; come on, at least don't capitalize the same word in every secret. The others can slide by!].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT ABOUT SOME UNICORN BLOOD? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

I'M NOT SOME SNAKE OIL SALESMAN. AIN'T THE SAME THING, NO. I'VE GOT THIS SHIT AND I'M TRYING TO GET YOU IN ON IT, BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL OF IT?

A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING, THAT'S ONE. CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH, ONE HUMAN BODY. LIMITATIONS FUCKING SUCK, LET ME TELL YOU, BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER. NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT, SO MIGHT AS WELL UNLOAD, BECAUSE FUCK IF I'M HOLDING ON TO A POOL OF MAGIC SPARKLY FUCKING BLOOD FOR THE REST OF FUCKING FOREVER (THAT'S HOW LONG UNICORN BLOOD LASTS, OR SO I'M TOLD).

SO LOOK. JUST DRINK THIS SHIT. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

[(Anonymous)]

A pint over here, mate!