[ SECRET POST #2241 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2241 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 042 secrets from Secret Submission Post #320.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 (minorly sexual, illustrated) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

can we replace all these secrets with "cock or gtfo" already? they're getting stupid and repetitive

none of the guys even show up to overreact and angrily defend their masculinity so it's boring

[maverickz3r0]

No point really. They're not even creative about it. Just trying to stir up trans wank, really.

[(Anonymous)]

I barely rolled my eyes since this kind of lazy wank bait turned up in yesterday's post too.

[(Anonymous)]

IM TAKING MY MASCULINITY AND GOING HOME

[insanenoodlyguy]

You fuckers (anon/s) told me last night I couldn't even pass for a girl. You are on your own now!

*sniff* I didn't wanna be in your stupid club anyway!

[insanenoodlygal]

That's okay. I'll fill your void.

[kamino_neko]

Just as long as you do it in private. I don't think any of us need to see Noodly Selfcest.

[insanenoodlyguy]

YOU FUCKING PASSABLE BITCH I HATE YOU

[insanenoodlygal]

[velvet_mace]

Stop tempting me with your genderswap RPF self-cest. You are making me question my standards.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Now that's a line.

[oroburos69]

You could be an ugly girl with no class! But no one will ever love you, though.

Or, like, if the technology ever develops to download your consciousness into a robot, we could slap tits on the robot for you! And then you'd be a girl in body, sort of. But a robot. You could probably even get sockets built into your body for inserting electronics, and then charge them using your energy and I'm not sure why I'm getting vaguely turned on by this idea.

Anyway, my point is you've got options if robot bodies get made in the future, Noodles. And you could be like a living sushi platter, but for charging phones, and it'd be fucking hot.