[ SECRET POST #2241 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2241 ⌋

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Comments

Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

What would be different (besides the obvious)? What would be the same?

Re: Genderswap yourself

[kaijinscendre]

If I was a man, I'd just be Martin Freeman. : /

Re: Genderswap yourself

[caecilia]

clothes would look so much better on me if I didn't have boobs

sigh

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

I'm already pretty similar to my dad, so I'd probably look even more like him; my name would probably be Claudio, which is the name my parents had picked out had I been a boy. And I don't know, I'd probably be kind of a dick, because a lot of my douchier tendencies were forced out of me by my mom who thinks girls are supposed to be sweet and accommodating (but obviously doesn't think that about men, given that she married my father).

Re: Genderswap yourself

[ariakas]

Uhhhhh.......

I'd probably have a deeper voice. And less tits.

Maybe I'd play a 360 instead of a PS3 or something. Most of the guys I know have 360s, even though that means they have to pay for the internet like suckers. Maybe something about sack makes you want to pay for the internet.

Evolutionary psychologists, explain this to me!

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[mekkio]

If I was a guy, I'd probably have bitchin' sideburns. Like American Civil War sideburns.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

Not much, hopefully. I don't have a very strong gender identity.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[fromherbones]

Well, both of my brothers are distressingly tall, so I assume I'd be about a foot taller (6'1" instead of 5'1"...), and I'd be better dressed. I'm deeply embittered by my current inability to wear menswear.

But yeah, I don't think I'd be that different. Like anon above me, I don't have a very strong gender identity.

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Re: Genderswap yourself

[dethtoll]

I might very possibly be thinner.

Not even because of the social pressure thing. My dad deliberately got me addicted to junk food at a young age because he wanted something to withhold from me, and I always get the feeling that half of the horrible shit dad's done to me over the years wouldn't have happened if I was a girl. I don't know why I think that, I just do.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[ginainthekingsroad]

My name would be Aaron. I would probably have a beard.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

Weirdly enough I'd probably look like a nerdy asian twink.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[riddian]

Hmm... not a lot would change, I think. I'd probably have shorter hair. And maybe I'd like my voice better?

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[maverickz3r0]

My parents would've named me Victoria, which is okay but I've always strongly disliked the nickname Vicky.

Most of my issues stem from being a middle child, so probably not a lot else!

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[tamabonotchi]

I wouldn't have gone to an all-girls school in middle school, so possibly I'd be a fat guy into vidya games and 4chan boards like /v/ or /co/, and other things guys who spend 12+ hours on the computer every day do... I guess minecraft??
Save for my general unattractiveness, I feel like I'd have very different hobbies, even different attitudes and tastes in hobbies I'd still share between both genders like anime and video games.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

I'd keep my facial hair instead of removing it. Other than that, probably not too different.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[straydog733]

Hmm, I'd probably end up looking a lot like my brother. Looking at pics of us as toddlers, you have to check the dates to see who is who. With both of us post-puberty, he's face is a less-curved version of mine.

Also I'd probably have less booty. And a penis. I'd stick it in so many things.

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[eaten_by_bears]

Huh. Well, if I were a cis girl instead of a trans guy, I'd have a lot less paperwork to do. I'd spend less time correcting people about names and pronouns.

I might not have a crossdressing kink. That'd be so weird.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

I'd probably be fairly awkward (already am, but it might be worse if I were a guy) and not always happy with being male (as it is, I usually like being female, but not all of it and I've gone through periods where I wished I wasn't).

I also think I'd be (or have been, for a while) kind of a know-it-all dick, the sort who think their opinion is The Truth and just assumes everyone else will accept it as so. My dad is like that, probably because very few people ever tell him he's wrong. I think I could have ended up like that if I weren't so used to being argued with (even by people who agree with me!) and generally treated as being dumb and wrong unless I can prove I'm not. Hopefully, I'd have grown out of any of that stuff by now.

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[insanenoodlyguy]

If my fascination with the other gender's is any indication, I'd grow my hair quite long and do all kindsa shit with it. Both in the cosplay way and day to day stuff.

Speaking of the cosplay thing, I'd probably have been a picture taking nut with that shit. Dunno if I'd actually have anybody who cared but I'd be doing it mostly for myself.

Would still own a suit though. Suits are fucking boss and girls in suits are fucking hot so I know I'd be owning that shit.

Re: Genderswap yourself

[(Anonymous)]

If I were a dude, I'd probably not have to deal with subordinate male co-workers awkwardly grilling me about my education and qualifications in the guise of "just asking." (They never seem to "jut ask" their male supervisors these things.) I probably also wouldn't have to deal with various strangers addressing all of their questions to one of the aforementioned subordinate male co-workers even after I've introduced myself as the one in charge and I'm still standing right there.

The same? I'd probably still be nerdy, because that has a lot to do with my parents and my upbringing.

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[iceyred]

My name would be 'Robert' and I would be identical to my brother, who is not someone I want any more ties to. There would have been even more pressure to stay in the military and my mother would be even more smothering. My dad would have taken me to get my hair cut once every six weeks when I was kid and my idea of manliness would be even more skewed and un-pc.

I'd probably be a wee bit more conservative, and I'm already more conservative than most people here.

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[partialsatyr]

i would lose my colorful plumage, so no thank you

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[forgottenjester]

I would have a different name. My hair would probably be the same. Instead of being an alto I would probably be a baritone. Taller? Mmmm... wait. I WOULDN'T HAVE MIGRAINES! OH MY GOSH YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure I'd be much more confident (and active). Growing up I always liked doing things that were generally more acceptible for boys -- skateboarding, football, baseball, war games, etc. But because I'm a girl, I didn't get a lot of support in those endeavors or have the confidence to be so outside-the-box. Course, it didn't help that I come from a lazy family who refuses to spend any amount of time outside for pleasure -- especially in warmer months.