[ SECRET POST #2241 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2241 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 (minorly sexual, illustrated) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[velvet_mace]

Yeah, he has a bad case of eyeglasses ugliness in canon, only they managed to somehow do it without the eyeglasses. He's a handsome dude, surrounded by other extremely attractive, well built, underdressed dudes and dudettes, which is the only way he gets away with pretending to be homely.

I don't think there is any excuse not to have him shirtless next season. He can remain dateless, but he damn well should strip. I've got my priorities.

[(Anonymous)]

I like your priorities.

Your priorities are flaw free.

I personally think the entire show should be set in a nudest colony, because HOT DAMN that is one fine cast. JR Borne, take me at your will!

[velvet_mace]

They could have an episode set in the sauna. Just everyone hashing it out wearing nothing but towels while sweat drips lovingly over their chiseled abs.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I found a kindred spirit in you.

[(Anonymous)]

Completely agree with 2/3 of what you said - while he may be less attractive than the rest of the cast while they're shirtless and ripped, he's still a solid 8 on a scale of 1-10. Which is really more than I can claim for myself, amiright.

However, I think I read that the reason we haven't gotten any shirtless Stiles is because Dylan is a little uncomfortable with it.

[velvet_mace]

Yeah, but he's already gotten shirtless for the movie "The First Time." So that kinda blows that excuse. He honestly has nothing to worry about.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I'm totally buying what he's selling on that front, but he's not meticulously and utterly ripped like the other guys. Certainly no slouch, but competing with Hoechlin? I get it. Also, it could just be that he's not as comfortable with it. I would totally be the same, regardless of my weight or fitness level.

Again, I SO WOULD NOT SAY NO:



But he's rocking the lean, gorgeous rounded shoulders style, rather than the bulging-pecs-and-biceps of doom. I vastly prefer his look, but most guys I know want to look more like Hoechlin.

[derpmaid]

I know of this one fic that has Stiles thinking back on the time he was dating Danny... and people would come up to them and upon realizing that Stiles is Danny's boyfriend, would say things like "I hope he's got a lot of money." implying that Stiles must be HIDEOUS or WAY BELOW Danny on the scale of attractiveness, and the only reason for Danny to ever "lower" himself is if Stiles is rich.

It was... a pretty memorable, if short, part of the fic.

I genuinely think that Stiles is more attractive than most of the other cast members, even with the buzz cut (I think the buzz cut is Stiles' "glasses" as he's EVEN HOTTER with longer hair).